Things that won't happen

Of all the Edwin Edwards comeback rumors,  this one is the most intriguing in that it seems like a race he could conceivably win. 

Former Gov. Edwin W. Edwards said Thursday he hasn't decided whether he will run for Congress next year, adding he didn't want to comment on a report by the conservative website The Hayride that his camp is eying Louisiana's 6th District.

"I don't have any comment at this time," Edwards, 86, told NOLA.com | The Times-Picayune on Thursday. The two-time congressman, who went on to serve an unprecedented four terms as Louisiana's governor, said he's received "a lot of encouragement" from supporters who want him to run for some kind of office.

But, no, this won't happen.