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Monday, January 13, 2014

It's been fun, welp

Ralph Malbrough writes a good column for WWLTV and hosts the most entertaining football-themed fake radio show in the internet both of which have been a boon to our enjoyment of the Saints this year. 

Ralph isn't usually known as the most optimistic guy, though, which is one reason this is an encouraging take.
While the 2013 Saints season is over, there are real reasons for optimism. As WWLTV.com's Bradley Handwerger explained, the core built in 2006 is getting older, but despite losing draft picks the Saints built a new core in the 2012 and 2013 drafts.

Just as Marques Colston, Jahri Evans, Roman Harper, Zack Strief, and Lance Moore start to age the Saints have brought in Akiem Hicks and Corey White (2012 Draft) and Kenny Vaccaro, Terron Armstead, John Jenkins, and Kenny Stills (2013 Draft). Throw in free agent additions Keenan Lewis and Curtis Lofton and suddenly the Saints future looks very bright.
And, yeah, that's all very true. But rejuvenated "core" or no,  that window is still only as wide as Drew Brees' remaining career is long.. which is not very.  And it's even shorter if the Saints can't figure out a way to better protect him.  Brees was sacked 37 times this season. That's the worst of his career by a full 10 sacks.  Probably not a good idea to steadily increase the amount of punishment your quarterback takes as he ages.

In any case, Malbrough is right.  The most important takeaway from 2013is that, while the window is closing, the Saints are well positioned to make one more run through it before it does.

Saturday, January 11, 2014

The colors of greatness

1968 Saints poster by David Willardson

Here are some things for you to read. Angry WhoDat
Chicken and Gatorade and sweat suits: it’s been a blast. In 2010 I remember being a nervous wreck because although nobody saw the loss to Seattle coming, an equal number expected advancement beyond the divisional round. Injuries had ravaged the team, and an early exit (if, perhaps, not that early) seemed inevitable. In 2011 we were flying high. A Super Bowl win seemed just as inevitable as the loss in 2010, but, somehow, it just wasn’t this fun.

I’m not sure I can explain it. Years from now, if tomorrow’s game ends happily, I’ll never be able to explain to anyone who was not around for this the feeling that Payton’s second stupid twitter picture gave me. But when I saw that 3 on the sweats, man. That’s why we get attached. That’s why, beyond all logic, we get hooked on something we can’t control.

Because even the shitty parts are kind of fun. In kind of a sick way. Whatever. It’s fun!

We do this for fun.  Try and remember that.  Or else you'll end up like these people.

The WA DOT twitter feed took shots at the Saints, via their official account (complete with typos). It’s like they just could not wait to type their little pre-dawn gem of a zinger and blast to Twitter.
 
Any news room in America wants to be seen as a serious, hard hitting organization that demands respect. If the local team is doing good, they may have a quick shout out from the news desk. But the local FOX station in town has this wonderful, organic looking picture of the entire news staff rooting on the Seahawks.
 
The same FOX station decided that drawing pictures on Drew Brees’s face is a great idea and not childish at all.
Also


Why? Because Seattle is full of  weirdos is why.  
Seattle, being a somewhat silly place, is the home town of the Rain City Superhero Movement, a group of eccentric citizens who roam the streets wearing homemade superhero costumes, occasionally attempting to stop crime but mostly posing for photographs. Last year, several of the Rain City members inserted themselves into the protests, attempting to stop the anarchists from causing trouble. The independent review on May Day 2012 found that the superheroes just made things worse: “Rain City Superhero Movement individuals were allowed to participate in the melee at 1010 5th Avenue (U.S. Appeals Federal Courthouse). Their participation resulted in allegations of assaults/crimes.” That’s just what that stupid J. Jonah Jameson said about Spider-Man. At least Spider-Man gets results!
Not that we aren't taking this maybe a little bit seriously. Thanks to last week's elusive road win, we're not going to consider this season anything other than a success.  Everything above and beyond that is pretty much bonus round stuff.  But there are some attractive bonuses sitting out there to be had.

Every smite-able enemy a Saints fan could still want to see smoten at this point in our history is still alive in the playoffs and ready for a smiting should the Saints manage to keep smiting away. Can they do it? They smite.
Of course, all signs now point towards the Seahawks walking over the Saints on Saturday.

But remember: Pete Carroll winning three straight games against Sean Payton isn't some inescapable certainty, especially not against a Saints' team that's proved deft at upending convention.

The Saints might be left for dead at the moment, but they haven't been killed off completely.

And for that, there is always hope.  

"hanging around, hanging around ... kid's got ... alligator blood ... can't get rid of him"
Is alligator blood the color of green Gatorade or blue?  Pretty sure it tastes like chicken blood anyway.


On your side

WDSU prevents one of the four candidates for sheriff from participating in its televised debate because reasons.
When the candidates for Orleans Parish sheriff convened at WDSU-TV’s studios for a half-hour debate Friday evening, Quentin Brown was the only one of the four men who qualified for the race not on hand.

Brown, a gardener who has mounted previous campaigns for mayor, governor and City Council, wasn’t pleased.

“They say I’m not a serious candidate,” he said in an earlier interview. “I’m registered. I paid my $225. Why am I not being included in this?”

WDSU News Director Jonathan Shelley said the station limits participation to candidates who have held office, or who hit certain polling or fundraising thresholds. Brown was also excluded from forums for Democrats this week because he is an independent.
Nice of them to put these arbitrary qualifications in place for us.  I know how concerned we were that our local politics wasn't quite restricted enough to the well financed and established. 

Friday, January 10, 2014

Playoff football

WSJ
On Saturday, the New Orleans Saints take their flashy passing offense up to dreaded Seattle. We wish them the best of luck with that.

The Seattle Seahawks—the favorites to make the Super Bowl out of the NFC—employ an exasperating defensive game plan: They blitz rarely and drop an army of defenders into pass coverage. And those defenders mug, obstruct and foul opposing receivers on practically every play.
Not sure how much "flashy passing" we were gonna see in the rain anyway. But, yeah, they do this. 

Robocall going around

No idea why but this survey has called me twice this week. I figured it had to be different somehow the second time around so I played through the whole thing. But nope. Same questions all the way through. Hope I didn't skew their results too badly. I always answer undecided to all of their questions anyway.

 The survey asks for preferences in the citywide municipal races. But, in the process, it slips in a couple of interesting things. In one typical "push-poll" tactic the survey reader tells the respondent, "Stacy Head has violated the law by using a government computer to send out an email urging voters to support Joseph Cao," and then asks if this affects the respondent's opinion of her race against Eugene Green.

The survey also asks about the potential affect of Rep. Cedric Richmond's endorsement on the Mayor's race. Respondents are asked if a Richmond endorsement of either Bagneris or Landrieu would encourage people to vote for that candidate. 

I hadn't realized that Richmond hadn't already made an endorsement but it appears as though he's trying to make up his mind... and that he's still miffed at Stacy Head for having endorsed an opponent of his.

Those Christmas trees really do start to fall apart after Carnival begins

Celebration In the Sinkhole December 15 2013

Celebration In The Sinkhole 2013

Desolation of the Sinkhole January 10 2014

Desolation of the Sinkhole

Maybe the recent freeze is to blame. But I'd never rule out foul play.  Has anyone seen Harvey Updyke lately?  It's difficult to see the fact that we began the week talking about TP in trees and ended it with a dead tree as some sort of coincidence.

Seasons change, I guess.

Crown

Thursday, January 09, 2014

Rolling on

Pirate ship
Tucks parade St. Charles Avenue 2010

The Tucks toilet paper ban has been removed from the council's proposed Carnival ordinance. The city council will take up the matter no earlier than January 23.

So. At least that's over with. But hey, isn't now a great time to catch up on the old King Cake Vodka Price index, then? Already there's been movement!

Vodka check Jan 9

In the space of just a week or so, the Pinnacle brand King Cake Vodka is up one dollar to $9.99. Its entry into the market has the "top shelf" brand Lucky Player at $21.99 which is the lowest price we've ever seen it displayed at.  Taaka remains the bargain at $6.59 for 750ml or $13.79 for the family sized liter bottle. Now might be the time to stock up. 

Shit My Jackie Says

From tonight's Alliance For Good Government Forum:
In deciding to run for office, Ramsey said she wants to speak for those who have been left out. "Too many decisions have been made by the council on the basis of, we want a 7-0 vote to come out of the council to support the administration,'' Ramsey said. "There has been a lack of input, a lack of consideration for our citizens.''

Clarkson said neighborhood groups are an asset, citing their involvement on every issue, from the controversial noise ordinance to zoning. And she defended the council's relationship with Mayor Mitch Landrieu's administration.

"What is wrong with a council that can go behind closed doors, compromise, represent every district and create a team? And go behind closed doors with an administration and make a bigger team?'' Clarkson asked. "It's called winning the Super Bowl.''
Jackie is definitely all about being on the #OneTeam

I caught an abbreviated version of Jackie's act at a different forum hosted by the Urban League and the League of Women Voters at Dillard last night.  That entire event was an altogether sleepy affair. I have some notes which I might share if I get around to it.  But if you were there last night for entertainment purposes, well, let's just leave it at Jackie left early. 

Tonight sounds a bit different according to the above and the tweets, anyway.  For example, you may have not noticed the highly contentious proposed noise ordinance was actually "the epitome of consensus." But that's probably because you aren't on the #OneTeam.  Jackie is, though.




Also, this is kind of a classic by now, but it's always worth noting that Jackie Clarkson personally wrote the City Of New Orleans's Comprehensive Zoning Ordinance.




Anyway, this forum sounded like fun. I'm sorry I couldn't be there. But then the conclusion was never really in doubt.




Nothing gets a nominally "Good Government" organization excited like some folks who know how to "go behind closed doors" and  epitomize a consensus so we don't have to worry about it, I guess. It's called winning a Super Bowl. Well, some people call it that.

I think we've got them out-gimmicked

If you're a Seahawks fan headed up to Saturday's game (Oh nooees! Cover your ears!) you may want to get there early.  That way you can pick up one of the 10,000 "12th Man" capes the team is planning to distribute. (See official page here via @edwardjenkins)

The capes should be helpful for when you go after another world noise record... or whatever you're measuring for here. How? I don't know, just flap them around a lot and see what happens.  Don't be too surprised, though, if it turns out that all you end up with is a bunch of blank white towels.  That happened to us once.  Turns out they aren't very loud.

White Towel

They're not bad at wiping up grease, though.  Which we've doing a lot of lately.


We've also been playing dress up a little bit ourselves. Check out our new track suits.
We're trying to collect all four. What color will it be next week? Who knows? That's part of the fun. Enjoy your capes, though. That sounds neat.  At least you don't have to drink all this disgusting Gatorade.  I don't think that stuff is safe. After a while you start to see strange things. Like this greatest poster ever.



1968 Saints Collector Series poster by David Willardson

Apparently you can get this thing on eBay for $17.00 right now.  Seems wildly undervalued.  The illustration depicts a somewhat physically fit Saints player on a journey.  Perhaps he is on a long road trip. He casually advances the ball along a rainbow path encompassing every conceivable color of Gatorade. You might look at him and hear a Phish tune.  But look closer. In his heart he carries the green silhouetted spirit of trumpeter Al Hirt who, as we know, was more or less the musical Rob Ryan of his day.

It is impossible to design an image that better captures the essence of the 2013-14 New Orleans Saints playoff run.  It would make a gorgeous Popeyes box.  They did this way back in 1968.  But somehow it showed up in one of my internets this week. Somehow they knew we would need it some day.   Call it coincidence or call it serendipity.  Either way, I'm pretty sure we've got these people out-gimmicked.

This can't be all there is to it

Not defending any of it but I don't see how Chris Christie's petty vindictiveness is any sort of departure from the sort of behavior you see from political office holders any day of the week. Hell, Bobby Jindal pulls four of these stunts every day before breakfast.

Furthermore I can't even decide if making one guy answer for these abuses amounts to progress or if it means we're letting everyone else off by pretending Christie is somehow abnormal.  Anyway, Jon Stewart is not impressed.

Wednesday, January 08, 2014

Clueless or lying

Latoya Cantrell

Tonight WWLTV followed up on that surprise bit in Latoya Cantrell's Carnival ordinance we mentioned this morning about banning the Krewe of Tucks' signature throw.
NEW ORLEANS - Known for its light-hearted, unique throws, the Krewe of Tucks aims to poke fun at the old line krewes. For 35 years, toilet paper has been its signature throw.

“If you ask anyone, Krewe of Tucks, they think, ‘Oh, the parade that throws the toilet paper,” said float captain Marc Frischhertz.

But you may no longer see that signature toilet tissue flying from floats. The City Council is considering banning it.

“It was something that came up from the community, the krewes and the administration as something we needed to clean up and address,” said Councilwoman LaToya Cantrell, District B.
When she says, "came up from the community," Cantrell may be referring to the series of afternoon meetings she held with Uptown residents back in the fall. Uptown Messenger's coverage of these events lists all sorts of terrible ideas thrown about but doesn't mention the Tucks TP.   Where, down in the community, did this idea come up from? And regardless of where it came from, how did such an absurdity make it into the draft of the ordinance? 

As of now my working theory is that some important but stupid person (or people) Cantrell feels obliged to placate said something to her about the TP offending their sensibilities or something.  It certainly can't have anything to do with it being too messy.  That argument falls apart in five seconds.
The toilet paper is biodegradable and American-made. The krewe says it disappears with the first rainfall, while beads stay in trees for years.
Anyone who spends any time along the parade route can confirm this. The toilet paper streamers are everywhere on the day Tucks rolls.  After a few days in the weather, it's like they were never there.  Beads (and practically any other kind of throw you see out there for that matter) stick around considerably longer.

Bead tree

Of all the throws in all the parades, Tucks' disintegrating paper is probably the most eco-friendly and least damaging of them all.  So any person who spends more than a few minutes with this question, as Latoya Cantrell certainly has, and concludes that the T-P presents some special hazard is either completely clueless or just plain lying on purpose.
“The toilet paper is our coconut,” said Frischhertz. “From our  perspective, it's akin to going to [the Krewe of] Zulu and telling them  they can't throw out their [signature] coconuts any longer."

“It is not the same as a coconut in terms of it doesn't create litter into the community,” said Cantrell.
I realize that is some City Council level elocution Ms Cantrell is employing so let me clarify. She is saying that the least litter-like thing that gets thrown is the thing that "creates litter into the community." No idea whether she is lying or clueless here but either way this is an absurd position for her to take.   If anyone has any ideas as to why she's doing that, I'm willing to listen.

Showtime

The Urban League and the League of Women Voters are sponsoring a public forum tonight featuring candidates in the various City Council district races tonight at 6 PM on the Dillard University campus. Although the forum is co-hosted by WDSU there are no plans to broadcast it.  Probably something to do with the NFL blackout rules.  Anyway have fun if you're going.

Uptown Messenger has an incomplete list of some other upcoming events on the condensed campaign schedule this year.

Here are some more I know about although this probably also isn't everything.

WDSU will film a Sheriff's forum on Friday night which will be broadcast on Saturday night at 6 PM (Right after the Saints game!) and repeated on Sunday at 10:30 PM.

Next Tuesday January 14 candidates in Districts D and E as well as the At-Large candidates are invited to a forum at St. Maria Goretti Community Center, 7300 Crowder Blvd., from 6:30 p.m. to 8 p.m.

Next Thursday January 16, the Mayoral candidates will appear at Dillard  for a 7PM forum.It is open to the public.  WDSU will broadcast it on Friday Jan 17 at 7PM and on Sunday Jan 19 at 10:30PM

Wednesday January 22 candidates for Mayor and Sheriff will appear at Trinity Lutheran Church, 5234 N. Claiborne Ave., from 6:30 p.m. to 8 p.m

Next Friday WDSU will film the Council At-Large candidates in a closed session which will be broadcast on Saturday Jan 25 at 6PM and Sunday Jan 26 at 10:30PM..

Again, this is probably not everything but it should be enough to keep us entertained.

Just gonna do whatever

Jindal's tenure reforms struck down by a state judge (again).  Jindal will appeal (again).  
“This was the same decision the judge made last time, and we appealed it. The Supreme Court sent it back and asked him to reconsider. He issued the same decision. We will appeal to the Supreme Court again. The law will continue to be in effect,” Jindal said in a news release issued shortly after Caldwell’s latest ruling.

Let me know when all these appeals cross the line into frivolous litigation territory because Bobby Jindal hates that stuff.

Details

T-P

The new Carnival ordinances are ready for discussion and from the looks of things they are terrible.  What began as a legitimate concern that space-hogging along the parade route was excluding too many people from the party has become a free-for-all prohibition against any complaint anyone could possibly have brainstormed up at one of Latoya Cantrell's St. Charles Avenue tea parties.

All I've ever asked for is better enforcement of the rules already on the books governing ladder placement and obstruction of intersections. And I've taken pains to say that "better enforcement" doesn't mean arresting and citing people left and right.  All it really takes is officers along the route occasionally reminding people to be considerate. I've seen this work.

Instead the new rules delve into all sorts of irrelevant minutiae proposing to solve problems that weren't really problems to begin with.

Other new rules being proposed include:
  • Unwrapped toilet paper, a Krewe of Tucks favorite, may no longer be thrown from floats.

  • Anyone who throws anything at a float or rider can be fined $250.

  • “Stink bombs” and snap pops cannot be sold during parades.

  • Parking will be prohibited on either side of St. Charles Avenue between Canal and Napoleon or on either side of Napoleon between Tchoupitoulas and Claiborne two hours before or after parades.

  • New minimum ages have been set for people riding on floats or carrying flambeaux torches.

Not knowing what the "minimum age" they're proposing is, I can't speak to that provision.  But apart from that and the thing about throwing stuff at floats, I don't understand the motivation behind the rest of it.

What is the objection to Tucks' T-P, for example?  Aren't readily degradable (or even recyclable) throws  precisely the sort of thing we're trying to promote these days?  Here's a scene from St. Charles Avenue moments after Tucks has passed.

Rolling the Avenue

The T-P streamers typically make their way out of the trees within days. The plastic (toxic?) beads, though, will sit there more or less permanently.

Beads in trees

I also don't get the problem with parking on the opposite side of the street. All this prohibition is going to do is cause more grief for local residents who will have to compete with parade goers for even fewer available parking spaces.  The only time the opposite side of St. Charles ever becomes congested anyway is during the second weekend of parades. And the reason this happens is that's when the tents show up and push everyone who would otherwise be in the back row of the neutral ground out into the street.

St. Charles Neutral Ground on Sunday

The Snap Pops thing is the most absurd and also the part that most looks like something dreamed up by an Uptown LadyTM at Latoya's tea party. Snap pops are stupid, of course. But a lot of things about Carnival are stupid and chaotic and that's what makes it fun. 

Serves us right for ever complaining, I guess.

Stock footage

Eventually we'll get enough video of the Texas Brine sinkhole swallowing whole trees to fill a whole decade's worth of low budget horror movies.  So another big win for Hollywood South, there.

Giant Nagin Head Graphic is also ready

Nagin attorney says he is ready for trial

WWL went with this a few months ago, I thought perhaps in haste.  But even after the long delay, it's still the graphic they want to use.

Grass roots

Seems legit
The campaign’s origin and purpose were unveiled about a month later in a Twitter post that read: “#NEWORLEANSWILL is a tourism industry initiative led by the NOCVB aimed at smart, sustainable growth for our city.”

Although it was corporately created, the visitors bureau said it hopes the campaign will turn into a “powerful grass-roots movement.”

Tuesday, January 07, 2014

Sage advice

From the man who decided Sarah Palin would be a pretty good VP candidate: 
Former Republican presidential nominee John McCain offered his preferences (for a GOP Presidential nominee) Monday night on “The Tonight Show.” “I like Chris Christie. I like Bobby Jindal. I like a number of those people who have succeeded in states that have both Republican and Democrat,” he said.
So take that for what it's worth, Republicans.  For some reason, Jindal issued a statement thanking McCain for doing this. Which seems weird since nobody watches The Tonight Show. But since Bobby Jindal isn't running for President, I guess it's fine.

Brain exercises

Keenan Lewis is staying after practice to do a few extra crosswords and sudokus in the hyperbaric chamber.
Saints coach Sean Payton wasn’t ready to declare Lewis anything at this point. He’s not required to release the team’s initial injury report until Wednesday and said Tuesday he wasn’t going to discuss injuries.

That didn’t keep Lewis from making a promise, however.

“I’ll be ready to go,” he said four times in the span of nearly three minutes.
Meanwhile, goodbye Parys and hello, Rufus.  I know that, all other things being equal, that sounds like an improvement.  It isn't, though.
METAIRIE, La. — The Saints have placed Parys Haralson on injured reserve, ending the linebackers season before Saturday’s NFC divisional playoff game at Seattle.

Haralson tore a pectoral muscle late in the first half when he tackled Eagles receiver Jason Avant. Once he got to the sideline, he threw his helmet down in frustration and carefully held his arm in place.

A member of the Saints staff escorted him to the locker room before halftime and he didn’t return.
Coach Sean Payton said Haralson had surgery Tuesday, the second time in two seasons his season has ended with a torn muscle. A torn triceps finished his time in San Francisco in 2012.

Haralson came to New Orleans in a preseason trade after the Saints lost Will Smith to a torn anterior cruciate ligament. He started eight games this season, finishing with 30 tackles and 3.5 sacks. He had eight quarterback hits and one pass defensed.

New Orleans bumped up Rufus Johnson, a sixth-round pick by the Saints in the 2013 draft, to the active roster from the practice squad.
Saints fans were excited about Johnson on draft day wishing hopefully that the team had found a sleeper pass rusher.  Now that the redshirt is off of him they may get a chance to find out what he can do. On the other hand, Johnson will probably not play very much against Seattle.  Still, as Wang noted back in the spring, it's not a bad idea to have a guy like him around. 
We here at moosedenied have long maintained that the Saints' three biggest needs for years now have been: 1. Samoans, 2. Guys who will kill a motherfucker for a biscuit, and 3. DUDES NAMED RUFUS! Two out of three ain't bad, eh? High five!
At the time, nobody knew just how crucial the whole "guys who will kill a motherfucker for a biscuit" thing would become. 

Finally, there's this.




So if Remi Ayodele decides to stop by this week, there will be something for him to contribute as well.

Yes, they are all cartoon characters

Not sure what Grace's purpose is in writing this Leave Mitt Alooonee!! piece.
This, though, was political commentary run amok, something that seems to be happening more and more in this era in which politics turns candidates into caricatures and media outlets — on both the left and the right — often turn into echo chambers. When these two trends come together, it’s easy to lose sight of the fact that even the most ridiculous political figures have good qualities and that their families are not just props in the never-ending show.
Yes, of course, the big celebrity-driven media outlets such as the one Melissa Harris-Perry snickers for make a stupid mockery of our politics. But it doesn't have anything to do with "left" or "right" or "echo chambers."  Instead it has everything to do with corporate media's extremely low opinion of its audience. 

I agree with Grace that it's terrible. But she seems to be giving us yet another version of  her paper's perpetual plea for "civil discourse" as a solution to a problem that is far more about money and power than it is about "civility."  Worse still, in the process she proposes to defend a slimeball like Mitt Romney from de-humanzation.. or something. 

Simply put, the very act of presenting oneself is the most cynical act of self de-humanization a person can undertake.  No person who honestly and rationally decides, "Hey I think I might ought to be President," deserves any quarter from anyone ever.  Not even from the terrible juvenile hacks on cable news.  In essence the are all cartoon characters. They consciously decide to be that the day they qualify to run. Not sure why we need to waste any time defending them.

Then again, a big part of the political columnist's job is buttering these people up so they'll tell you  unverifiable things like this.
And there’s been quiet speculation — made public recently in a column by Gambit editor Clancy DuBos — that some of the same conservative activists who want to dump her might put money behind Bagneris in an effort to tarnish the mayor and his sister in one go.

Bagneris, a Democrat, dismisses those rumors. His campaign manager, Greg Buisson, called them part of a “whisper campaign” aimed at hurting Bagneris’ candidacy and said his financial disclosures prove otherwise. So far, there’s been no evidence of any Republican spending in the campaign.
But that's how civil discourse works, I guess.  

Why are they carrying handcuffs?

Next thing you know we'll have the Justice Department running the Taxi Cab Bureau too.
In the surveillance video, Blake is seen approaching Esterlin, who is inside his cab, standing in a fire lane.

The video shows the two engage in what appears to be a verbal altercation and then shows Esterlin walking away. That’s when Blake can be seen pulling out and using pepper spray -- or a similar substance -- to subdue Esterlin, forcing him to the ground, and then Blake proceeds to place Esterlin in handcuffs.

Taxi Cab Bureau inspectors do not have the authority to arrest or detain anyone.

Monday, January 06, 2014

Carnival Time

King Cake Vodka diversification

The reason the above photo is so blurry is because it was taken in haste a couple weeks ago while I was thinking more about Christmas dinner than I was about Carnival season.  But Rouses, being the forward thinkers they are, have been preparing for some time now.  Especially in the bakery where shoppers have noticed king cakes popping up for months.

Premature King Cakeage
December 6, 2013. Feast Of The Pre-Piphany

Because today is the first day of Carnival season, New Orleanians everywhere are following their time-honored tradition of getting on Twitter and yelling at one another about when they are not allowed to eat king cake, where are the places they should not buy a king cakewhat sorts of things are not okay to put on a king cake, and whether or not king cake is really cut out for the rock and roll lifestyle.




But whatever your feelings on these divisive issues may be, one thing we should be able to agree on is there are worse ways to handle the chill of a Polar Vortex than turning your sno-ball stand into a temporary bakery.

Can't imagine many people will brave the Vortex for a glimpse of the Phunny Phorty Phellows tonight. Although, I suppose a supply of that disgusting king cake flavored vodka might help with that.

Which brings us back to the blurry photo up top.  It appears that this year Pinnacle has introduced a mid-range offering for the king cake vodka market.  I searched the Pinnacle website for more information. I do not recommend trying this because 1) there is no information about king cake vodka there and 2) viewing that website is like previewing your own king cake vodka hangover.

Since I have (not sure why) made it my business to track such things, I can report that Pinnacle is currently available at Rouses for $8.99.  The low-end brand is Taaka. It was on display for $6.59.  Having been too much in a hurry to even stop and take a decent photo, I can only report that I didn't bother to price the Lucky Player.  In recent years it has been as high as $28.99 a bottle and as low as $24.99

The wide price disparity among gimmick flavored vodkas is especially puzzling given that Taaka actually won a taste test administered by NOLA.com last year. Personally I still recommend none of the above.  If you must ruin your liquor and your stomach with king cake infused vodka at least a little bit this Carnival season, the best and most economical move is to make your own.

Homemade King Cake vodka

Saturday, January 04, 2014

I am Earth's most terrible person with deadlines

Witness the folder full of unfinished Saints game posts from practically every week of this season.  There is in fact one more I've been trying to hammer out today.. which would have been done last night but people make me go out and do things and... well if it doesn't make it up, it doesn't make it up.

Hopefully the Saints win and most of those jokes will be fresh enough to carry over and... Shit I say this every week.

Look here's the gist as summed up by Wang who does this better anyway.
Back in 2009, there was the "…after losing their last three games" thing. They publicly ridiculed it and trolled the shit out of the Legits advancing that narrative, which they considered bullshit. They had fun with it. Then they brought the wood. They were loose. They were defiant. Having returned to the playoffs after a two-year hiatus and having been left for dead after the late-season slump, the pressure and expectations weren't nearly as weighty. And it resulted in an improbable, unprecedented, magical run. "So much for fuckin' rust."

The similarities now are striking. There's the whole "can't win on the road" thing, which they clearly consider to be bullshit. And they've been trolling all week. Having fun with it. They brought the chicken. And apparently velour track suits. They're loose. They're defiant. And after all of last year's bullshit, and with having been largely left for dead going into the playoffs this year… what pressure? Like 2009, and unlike 2010 and 2011, this thing isn't about living up to expectations. It's about defying expectations. And that's as big a part of this team's identity as anything else.
What I'll add to that is there's a goddamn narrative at work in all of this.

What the Universe is proposing to do is take this "team who can't win on the road" or in the cold and send them on a 4 week odyssey where they begin by facing tonight's deep freeze, then back to Seattle, the scene of History's Greatest Disaster. Then, if they overcome that, they're likely off to San Francisco where there is all manner of unfinished business to deal with.

Finish that up with a win in The Coldest Super Bowl Ever and there's that epic 2013 Sean Payton Revenge Tour we all bought in on at the beginning of this season.  Sounds like reason enough to tune in tonight anyway.

And if it doesn't go well, at least they gave us some fun stuff to talk about this week up to including this look at the team bus today.



Were these last minute stunts ultimately about a magic pre-game meal and some lucky new Motivational Jumpsuits? Or did the Saints just eat a bunch of chicken and put on fat pants?  Either way, it sure figures to have been fun, welp.

Sleepy Time Mike

Does Michael Bagneris even want to be Mayor?
In his first television ad since resigning as a Civil District Court judge and jumping into the mayor’s race last month, Bagneris has begun to introduce himself to voters, hoping to close an obvious gap in name recognition and convince New Orleanians that he can do better than the incumbent.

For now, Bagneris is focused on raising his profile before the Feb. 1 primary. In his first 30-second TV spot, he sketches a quick biography, from growing up in the 9th Ward and attending St. Augustine High School to working for Mayor Dutch Morial and serving on the bench.

“As a judge for 20 years, I mastered the art of listening,” Bagneris said. “I hear frustration across our city. And with your help, I’ll be the voice that drives change for a better, stronger, safer New Orleans.”
Lame.  Also, he's a "master of listening" but proposes to be "the voice" which, by his own admission, is not his forte.  Oh well. 
Whatever the outcome of these dueling narratives, there is always one Plan B available for Bagneris, and one that he hasn’t ruled out: Heading back to Civil District Court.


Because he resigned with less than a year left in his term, there will be no special election to fill his seat. Instead, candidates will sign up to run for the job in the fall, giving Bagneris plenty of time to regroup should he fail to unseat Landrieu.

In an interview this week, Bagneris said, “I haven’t thought beyond this race, and I haven’t thought beyond this race because I’m in it to win it.”
Nobody believes that, right?  Maybe it sounds better than it reads.  This is apparently a vocal campaign, after all. 

The article goes on to mention that the candidates will appear before the Independent Women's Organization and the Orleans Parish Democratic Executive Committee in separate forums this week in order to be vetted for possible endorsements.  I hope, for his sake,  Bagneris is ready to talk.. or listen... or whatever he does by then.  As John Georges might tell you, OPDEC is where you're liable to run into some "dangerous people" who misuse your words by recording them exactly and then sharing that with others.

Zombie Green Dots

The "Green Dots" are back. Well, the green dot over the Ninth Ward is back, anyway. 
JOHN CARLOS FREY:  Controversy over which New Orleans neighborhoods should and shouldn’t be rebuilt started just months after the storm, when in early 2006 what is known as a “green dot map” was unveiled by city hall.  The map had green dots on neighborhoods in low lying areas that urban planners thought should be considered for future parks instead of full scale redevelopment, infuriating residents of those areas.  The Ninth was one of those neighborhoods.

While the map was scrapped amid the uproar, the message was clear… redevelopment should focus on areas with the best chance for recovery, Not neighborhoods like the Lower Ninth, which once had the highest percentage of black homeownership in the nation.

But there are those who are committed to rebuilding the lower ninth ward as it once was.  Laura Paul runs lowernine.org, a non-profit committed to rebuilding the homes of as many former residents as possible.

Neighborhood "recovery" was always a function of Elevation + Insurance + Wealth/Social Status of Residents. The lower nine was on the short end of all of that. Which is why we needed something better than a laissez-faire approach plus the shitpile that Road Home became.

When the infamous Bring Back New Orleans Commission "Green Dot" maps were published they inspired vigorous pushback from residents who could afford to mount resistance.  I often wonder if the commissioners had decided to omit relatively well off and organized Broadmoor from the map the way they left off the even more affluent Lakeview, would there have been enough political opposition to beat them back.

I'm not defending the Green Dots, of course. But their demise guaranteed that low lying neighborhoods ravaged by similar flood and rebuilding hazards would never again see themselves as being in the same boat. Lakeview sits as low as the Ninth Ward does and was devastated by a floodwall breach in practically the same way. Yet things have progressed much differently there.

Some of the explanation for that is geography.  Lakeview and Broadmoor are not as physically isolated from the rest of town and nearby suburbs as the Lower Nine is. But mostly the problem here is, unless you take extraordinary measures to help people with limited means come home, for the most part, they won't be able to
In October 2010 a judge did rule that a federally funded housing program designed to assist homeowners affected by Katrina discriminated against black homeowners in low income neighborhoods, like the lower ninth ward.  That’s because the payouts were based on home values.  Errol Joseph says that meant many people like him didn’t get nearly enough to cover the cost of rebuilding.
But after Katrina, helping people with limited means was the last thing on anyone with any clout's agenda.
A few blocks from Mr. O'Dwyer, in an exclusive gated community known as Audubon Place, is the home of James Reiss, descendent of an old-line Uptown family. He fled Hurricane Katrina just before the storm and returned soon afterward by private helicopter. Mr. Reiss became wealthy as a supplier of electronic systems to shipbuilders, and he serves in Mayor Nagin's administration as chairman of the city's Regional Transit Authority. When New Orleans descended into a spiral of looting and anarchy, Mr. Reiss helicoptered in an Israeli security company to guard his Audubon Place house and those of his neighbors.

He says he has been in contact with about 40 other New Orleans business leaders since the storm. Tomorrow, he says, he and some of those leaders plan to be in Dallas, meeting with Mr. Nagin to begin mapping out a future for the city.

The power elite of New Orleans -- whether they are still in the city or have moved temporarily to enclaves such as Destin, Fla., and Vail, Colo. -- insist the remade city won't simply restore the old order. New Orleans before the flood was burdened by a teeming underclass, substandard schools and a high crime rate. The city has few corporate headquarters.

The new city must be something very different, Mr. Reiss says, with better services and fewer poor people. "Those who want to see this city rebuilt want to see it done in a completely different way: demographically, geographically and politically," he says. "I'm not just speaking for myself here. The way we've been living is not going to happen again, or we're out."

Along the way the important people were particularly careful to make sure we didn't rebuild too much affordable housing. 
Jim Kelly of Catholic Charities, which is working with Enterprise and the AFL-CIO, says the city needs all the affordable housing it can get. "We were a poor city prior to Katrina," he says.

Development activity is picking up for several reasons, not the least of which is that billions in federal dollars to buy people out of their flood-damaged homes is set to begin flowing this summer.
Some developers are worried that because of tax incentives, there will be too much affordable housing and not enough mixed income developments.

"You can overload the city with affordable housing," local developer Pres Kabakoff says. "It's important we don't end up with concentratedly poor neighborhoods."
And finally we've arrived at a point where, now that the neighborhoods we cared about look to be back on their feet for the most part, it's okay to start Green Dot-ing people again.  
JOHN CARLOS FREY:  Mark Davis is the director of Tulane law school’s institute on water resources law and policy.  He’s helped shape policy that affects neighborhoods like the lower ninth ward.

MARK DAVIS:  It's not just a matter of moving back.  You have to actually reestablish the entire framework on which the community was built.  And when you-- if you have no place to shop, how do you move there?  You know, you don't have a hospital.  You have really one school.  The-- things that actually become necessary to develop a neighborhood-- and attract people back aren't currently present.

JOHN CARLOS FREY:  If the Lower Ninth Ward was built basically and solely on emotion and passion for restoring what was there, you are saying that that's not sustainable.

MARK DAVIS:  No.  It's not sustainable any more than my desire to be 25 again.
We didn't give you any hospitals or schools or tax-subsidized retail outlets so you guys shouldn't even think about going back there.  It's just not "sustainable."

Meanwhile here's Gambit to tell about the "next neighborhoods to boom"
In this week's cover story about The New New Orleans, we looked at some statistics about the price of housing in New Orleans and the percentage of people who now are spending 50 percent or more of their income on rent. While neighborhoods like Bywater and Mid-City have become more popular, the price of rents there has gone up significantly.

So which areas are the next to boom for renters? We asked several local real estate professionals, plotted their answers on a Google Map, and overlaid it with PadMapper, a tool which searches Craigslist rental listings and plots out the results.
Here's the map. 

I especially like that the "expected to boom" neighborhoods are indicated by green dots.  One of those big green dots is right about... here.
As the Bywater extends eastward, new residents are going across the Industrial Canal and into the Holy Cross neighborhood, said president and owner Dorian Bennett.

Neat. 

Thursday, January 02, 2014

Candidates have moneys

Financial reports were released today for candidates in the upcoming elections. The Lens has published the mayoral candidates' reports here. 

Some notable donations:
Bagneris’ report covers Dec. 13 to Dec. 23, but all of his contributions come from Dec. 13, the day he announced, according to the report. Contributors include people and businesses who have recently been at odds with the Landrieu administration, including United Cabs and the Davillier Law Firm, both of which opposed Landrieu’s taxi reform package; Hamp’s Construction, a company Landrieu publicly criticized during a public meeting on the city budget last year; and Waltzer & Wiygul Law Firm, a firm at the center of the city’s legal dispute over control of the Edward Wisner Donation. All contributed $5,000. Treme actor Wendell Pierce also contributed $5,000 to Bagneris.
An interesting side note that raised some eyebrows is that Davillier is Karen Carter Peterson's firm. Peterson is the chair of the Louisiana Democratic Party.  This is probably more indicative of the interconnectedness of the political class than it is anything else.  I'd be shocked to learn that Peterson was anything other than supportive of Landrieu in this election.

"Tort reform" = "Stop suing oil companies"

Koch affiliated PAC Americans For Prosperity has opened a Louisiana office.
Americans for Prosperity tapped Phillip Joffrion in December to run the new Louisiana state chapter. Joffrion served as campaign manager and chief of staff for former U.S. Rep. Jeff Landry (R-La.) and was political director for State Treasurer John Kennedy's campaign for U.S. Senate in 2004. The group plans to bring on more local staff in Louisiana, including a field director.

Americans for Prosperity's national operation has already been heavily involved in trying to unseat U.S. Sen. Mary Landrieu (D-La.) in the 2014 election.
In addition to this year's elections, expect AFP to focus on further insulating the oil and gas industry from the threat of legal consequences for its actions in Louisiana which has been a thing much in the news lately
Americans for Prosperity's local chapter count preventing Medicaid expansion, keeping state taxes low and advocating for tort reform in Louisiana among its top priorities, according to Joffrion.

Things that won't happen

Of all the Edwin Edwards comeback rumors,  this one is the most intriguing in that it seems like a race he could conceivably win. 
Former Gov. Edwin W. Edwards said Thursday he hasn't decided whether he will run for Congress next year, adding he didn't want to comment on a report by the conservative website The Hayride that his camp is eying Louisiana's 6th District.

"I don't have any comment at this time," Edwards, 86, told NOLA.com | The Times-Picayune on Thursday. The two-time congressman, who went on to serve an unprecedented four terms as Louisiana's governor, said he's received "a lot of encouragement" from supporters who want him to run for some kind of office.
But, no, this won't happen. 

Wednesday, January 01, 2014

Times up, Vitty

Put your pencil down and show us your answer. (Please no jokes about David Vitter's pencil. This is 2014, people.)

December 3:
U.S. Sen. David Vitter, R-La., plans to decide by January whether he will run for governor of Louisiana in 2015.

According to Vitter spokesman Luke Bolar, the two-term senator and his wife Wendy will send out an email Wednesday informing supporters of his possible run. Current Gov. Bobby Jindal's second and final term ends in 2015.
It's January. What's the plan?



And now I may die

This past Sunday night I got to see The Breeders play the second to last date on their Last Splash XX tour at One Eyed Jack's. Because I am a person of certain age who has certain tastes in popular music, this was kind of big deal for me.  It was a big deal for a lot of other people too, apparently. The show sold out easily.

I can't decide if this says something about The Changing Nature Of Life In New Orleans or if this is what happens to every moderately successful group making its triumphant 20th anniversary nostalgia tour of its most successful album but I can say that twenty... or even ten years ago.. this band might not have even played New Orleans let alone draw this big of a crowd.  It wasn't easy to see from where I was.  I held my phone aloft and took a photo just so I could be sure I was there.

The Breeders at One Eyed Jack's

The show was great, though. The tour is supporting the 20 year re-release of the classic Last Splash and so the meat of the show is that album played straight through in its entirety. That was augmented by Safari as an opener and then a couple of encores consisting mostly of songs off of the Pod album including this cover of Happiness Is A Warm Gun.

The crowd was ok. I could have done with a little more room to move, especially when a fight broke out about five feet away from me while the band was playing, I shit you not, "I Just Wanna Get Along." But otherwise, it was a fun night. 

This may sound weird since Kim Deal is such an icon but I actually think she's a little underrated as a musician. Below is a documentary about the Deal sisters from the early 2000s sometime, I think when they were about to put out Title TK.  I really enjoy these interviews shot in the most casual of circumstances with the Deals knocking around their slightly messy East LA apartment. Asked to talk about their approach to music, they end up talking mostly about their OCD ticks.  It's charming and utterly unpretentious.  It also reveals something kind of intimate and genuine about Kim's talent.







Anyway, I'm glad I got to see this act when I did.  Among other things, it means that, stretching back to last September and going on into the coming February, I will have seen Guided By Voices, Yo La Tengo, The Breeders, and Neutral Milk Hotel play in New Orleans. Because it is currently 1994.  Or that plus twenty years.. or... what year is it?


Tuesday, December 31, 2013

Conspiracies 2014

Just to follow up on the final thought in that last post, look how pervasive this has become. Here is a much-talked about Gambit essay from Megan Braden-Perry about The Changing Times In New Orleans or whatever euphemism for gentrification we're onto now.

This topic isn't going away. In November, The Advocate ran a fascinating series on post-Katrina social and demographic changes   Gambit promises to make essays like Megan's and the blurbs from locals that accompany it in this week's paper a regular feature in 2014.  I've got an unpublished thing in the drafts folder that will probably get finished sometime this year. Anyway get ready to hear more about it. 

The problem with the perpetual, "Are You From Here?" debate is that it has become our own little version of the stupid culture wars that distort American politics.  Determining who is or isn't a Real New Orleanian is no less pointless than asking whether or one is from Real America. 

The divisions that matter in politics concern wealth, power, who controls it, and who is left behind. The "recovery" of New Orleans after Katrina is really a story about how the money power that existed here before the flood finally saw all of its wildest dreams realized thanks in large part to the "blank slate" myth.

Deep divisions do exist here now between wealth and... pretty much everybody else. But those aren't the divisions that get talked about.  Instead we're bogged down in a phony "from here" vs "not from here" identity politics which confuses more than it illuminates.



But let's put that aside for now and come back to Megan's article which is, itself, titled "It wasn't a blank slate"
..the New Orleans where I grew up wasn't some hip place you moved when you didn't know what to do with your life. It wasn't a "blank slate." It was a place where you lived because you had ties there, because you were stuck there or because your job was there.

  You didn't just come to New Orleans with a guitar and a dream.

Maybe I'm a conspiracy theorist, but I think many decisions made by politicians are only made to help build a utopian New Orleans for whomever is spending the most money, regardless of the impact on everyday folks.
Again, there's a lot to that piece. I recommend it and would like to comment on it further at a later time. But what I'd like to point out here is that sentence where she feels like she has to say, "Maybe I'm a conspiracy theorist.." before stating an obvious truth about the nature of money and politics. Why is that?

In spite of all the upheaval of recent years, there's something endemic to the New Orleans media environment that reflexively defends or at least excuses money and power and relegates all criticism to the realm of "conspiracy theory."  And it's so bad that it's at a point where writing that politicians respond to, "whomever is spending the most money," is almost out of bounds.  

I'm very interested in seeing how gentrification is discussed in New Orleans in 2014.  I'm happy that Gambit is treating it. But I'm also interested in this phenomenon where any opinion that falls short of out and out boosterism has to apologize for sounding like "conspiracy theory."  There will be more to say on both of these points later.   But that's all stuff to do next year.

"Urban Myth"

New Orleans Tourism Marketing Corp president Mark Romig presents an interesting word choice here.
Romig sought to clear up notions that tourism officials are actively trying to bring more college kids, armed with hand-grenades, into the city.

There’s been an urban myth that a large portion of our marketing message is geared towards this girls and boys gone wild type of audience,” Romig said. “Less than 10 percent of our media mix, Buzzfeed, Flavor Pill, hits an age group of 18-24 years,” Romig explained.

In fact, the “sweet spot” for tourism is 35-65, Romig said. Mature visitors generally have more money and more “discretionary time.”  
I'm not sure the age demos you are targeting via your "media mix" necessarily says anything at all as to the content of the message you're sending.  Seems to me the "sweet spot" is grabbing visitors who have the "discretionary time" and money you're looking for but who also respond to the branding you've chosen to emphasize.  For example, it is possible to market a "girls and boys gone wild" atmosphere to dirty old men with money.

More importantly, the notion that our tourism mullahs are pursuing this angle is in no way an "urban myth."  It is the recommendation of a consultant's report the New Orleans Conventions and Visitors Bureau commissioned and then tried to keep out of the public record.  So Romig is not only being disingenuous about the overall marketing strategy, he's also insinuating that its critics are conspiracy nuts of some sort.  

This kind of snide dismissal is becoming more common among the wealth in this city and its defenders in the media, by the way.  Expect more "conspiracy theories" to proliferate in 2014.

Monday, December 30, 2013

Well if it gets the Saints a road playoff win..

We're willing to try anything.
Dozens of tourists in St. Louis Cemetery No. 1 gathered around the tomb of Marie Laveau Sunday (Dec. 29) as tour guide Renee Dodge explained the mysterious history of the famed Voodoo queen.
But most of the tourists had one question on their minds: Why was the tomb painted bright pink?

Two weeks ago, in the middle of the night, someone sneaked into the cemetery and painted the tomb, Dodge said, but she didn't think the person had any malicious intent.

"The person really came in to paint over the thousands of thousands of "X"'s all over this tomb," she said. "And that's the real desecration."

Decades ago, someone started a rumor that if people wanted Laveau to grant them a wish, they had to draw an "X" on the tomb, turn around three times, knock on the tomb, yell out their wish, and if it was granted, come back, circle their "X," and leave Laveau an offering, Dodge said.
In lieu of desecrating Laveau's tomb, pilgrims are encouraged to visit grave site of Al Copleand. The ritual works like this.  The petitioner will his request of Al and then string a set of Christmas lights on the tomb. Next, the petitioner will go out for a steak dinner and punch the nearest political operator three times in the head. Return to the tomb one week later. If the wish has been granted, the lights can be plugged in.  If the wish is refused, try coming back in the spring with a helicopter full of rose petals.

As for the Saints, they're pulling out all the stops. This includes making their own appeal to St. Al among other mysteries.
The Saints also know the challenge that lies ahead on the road, where they've struggled to a 3-5 record this season. But they cheerfully suggested solutions to the road problems.

"Popeyes!" yelled wide receiver Robert Meachem.

"New sweatsuits. I think that'll be motivation enough for us to play well on the road," added receiver Lance Moore. "I think the sweatsuits will be the difference."

"We need to change our Gatorade flavor, travel sweats and the beefy mac recipe night before the game," summed up Brees.
That beefy mac recipe is nothing to be trifled with. We tried fiddling with beefy mac back during the 2011 Saints-Rams game. Looked okay at first.

Beefy Mac

But as that game went on, the rich creamy cheesy buttery glop began to unsettle our stomachs, not unlike the Saints' performance that day. By the end, we were resorting to all sorts of crazy remedies.

Beefy Mac with Joe Horn sauce

Yeah that didn't work either.  But maybe the pink paint will. 

Saturday, December 28, 2013

It's all about kicking you off the internet

I guess I shouldn't be as surprised as I am when supposedly savvy internet users applaud the inexorable trend toward firmer corporate control over internet content.
Blame anonymity, blame politicians, blame human nature. But a growing number of websites are reining in the Wild West of online commentary. Companies including Google and the Huffington Post are trying everything from deploying moderators to forcing people to use their real names in order to restore civil discourse. Some sites, such as Popular Science, are banning comments altogether.
Oh here we go again with the "civil discourse." You'd think that after all this time we would have graduated from this type of condescension.  But, no, the important people in the legitimate media still despise their readers. If only they understood how unimportant they really are, we wouldn't keep having these misunderstandings.  But we covered this earlier today and it's a bit of a digression anyway.

The inflated egotism of professional media persons (and other pompous laypeople) does at least partially explain why people keep missing the point about the comments controversy. Despite the loud kvetching over civility, this doesn't have anything to do with whether you have to worry your pretty little heads about someone hurting your feelings in a comment thread. Media companies don't care about that. If "civil discourse" was what mattered imagine just how different the great mass of content produced for you by professional media might look.

What this is about is moving independent voices off of the big internet media platforms. The big dogs are here now.  They're glad you're watching. They would still like to sell you to their advertisers. In fact, they'd like to sell more of you than they've ever had access to before.
Online privacy will be a thing of the past. (If you thought it already was, believe me, things could get worse.) The ISPs will try to read all of your content so they can sell you to advertisers. New “troll tolls” will force content creators and others to pay discriminatory fees just to reach people online — and will require the rest of us to pony up for “premium” content.
"Your content" in the emerging environment is mostly about the things you "like" on Facebook, the products you purchase on Amazon, the movies you watch on Netflix, the websites you visit, even the content of your private email correspondence.  What it doesn't mean anymore is your participation in the larger public dialogue.  What was once considered a leveling public square is fast becoming a pay-for-play model where your "reach" is directly related to the depth of your purse.

And this is why we're moving away from online comment forums on major media platforms. After a decade of relative democratization, the "new media" is finally taking on the familiar top-down model of old media institutions who are figuring out how to get things arranged to their liking. I don't doubt that the new discourse will be celebrated for being more "civil." But I can guarantee that it will be far less public.

Well that's all over with, then

Most of the remaining Katrina flood litigation has been dismissed.
The clean-up ruling by U.S. District Judge Stanwood Duval Jr., filed Dec. 20,
marks the end of an unprecedented series of class-action lawsuits aimed at collecting damages from insurance companies or the federal government that could have totaled billions of dollars.

The final ruling was not unexpected. In earlier decisions Duval found the Army Corps of Engineers was immune from damages caused by failures of levees and floodwalls they designed and built, or from failure to maintain the rapidly eroding Mississippi River-Gulf Outlet, a now-closed shipping channel that helped decimate wetlands east of St. Bernard Parish.

In a ruling in April involving one of those cases, Duval pointed out that he had presided "over this hydra-like 'Katrina Umbrella' litigation for almost eight years. One central theme has been painfully obvious throughout this entire process," he wrote. "Many of the levees protecting New Orleans and the surrounding area were tragically flawed. ...

"However, lamentably, there has been no judicial relief for the hundreds of thousands of people and tens of thousands of businesses impacted," he said. "The Flood Control Act of 1928 as interpreted over the years gives the United States Army Corps of Engineers virtually absolute immunity, no matter how negligent it might have been in designing and overseeing the construction of the levees."
Can we copy Garret Graves and Bobby Jindal on this so we don't have go through it all again? 

"It pushes the same buttons as their gold fetish"

Not sure why none of the Bitcoin stories I've been collecting on various parallel internets has made it up here yet.  Today Krugman higlights a pretty good one by Charlie Stross so this is a good excuse to put that here.
Bitcoin is designed to be verifiable (forgery-resistant) but pretty much untraceable, and very easy to hide. Easier than a bunch of gold coins, anyway. And easier to ship to the opposite side of the planet at the push of a button.

Libertarians love it because it pushes the same buttons as their gold fetish and it doesn't look like a "Fiat currency". You can visualize it as some kind of scarce precious data resource, sort of a digital equivalent of gold. Nation-states don't control the supply of it, so it promises to bypass central banks.

But there are a number of huge down-sides.

Krampus comes a little late this year

1.3 million unemployed need punishing.
Economists expect that the end of the emergency jobless benefits will, surprisingly, lead to a sharp drop in the unemployment rate, by as much as 0.5 percentage points.
That is in part because the loss of benefits might spur some workers to intensify their job search, or accept an offer they might have turned down. 

Since her federal benefits expired, Jamie Young, a library scientist living in Portland, Ore., has accepted a part-time job, taking a large reduction in her income. “It’s embarrassing for me,” she said. “I dread going to parties or social functions and having people ask me what I do.” Her unemployment has also spurred her to donate her eggs for $6,000 in compensation

But the unemployment rate will primarily drop as workers, especially older workers, drop out of the labor force. Those receiving unemployment benefits are required to demonstrate that they are actively looking and applying for jobs. Without those benefits, and requirements, economists said, many might give up.
It's not a great idea to get too wrapped up in the anecdotal nuggets stories like this tend to lean on. And I get that the point here is to make the story relatable for the Times' upper middle class readership. But kudos to them anyway for showing us a web designer, a medical lab manager, and a librarian here among the long-term unemployed.   These are precisely the "knowledge-based industry" type workers who tend to think such things really aren't their problem.

This, of course, doesn't stop such persons from whining when the wake-up call comes.
NEW ORLEANS —Eight former employees of The Times-Picayune have sued the newspaper and parent Advance Publications Inc., alleging their layoffs violated a longstanding "job security pledge" and age discrimination laws.

The plaintiffs were 46 to 59 years old when they lost jobs ranging from warehouse worker to reporter. Suits filed last week in Orleans Parish Civil District Court claim they either were not allowed to apply or applied unsuccessfully for lower-paid replacement jobs.

Times-Picayune publisher Ricky Mathews did not immediately respond to a request for comment.

All eight plaintiffs said they relied on a longstanding company pledge not to fire non-union workers because of economic or technological changes.
It's amazing how credulous  professional journalists become when their employer promises them they don't need a union or any other protections beyond a "company pledge."  After all, they're special. They have talent. They jumped through all the right hoops. Aren't they in The Club, now? 



It sucks to wake up and suddenly find out that, despite all the accolades and attaboys, you're only worth as much on the open market as your ovaries are. You'd think eventually, these kids, with all those brains diplomas they're carrying around, would get wise.  But that's not likely as long they're able to flatter themselves into believing they're on the side of St. Rand charged with whipping all the "moochers" into shape.

Saint Ayn Rand visits the day after Christmas! from MarkFiore on Vimeo.

Thursday, December 26, 2013

The War Party

Mary Landrieu apparently wants to bomb Iran.
WASHINGTON -- As the United States finally puts a decade of war behind it, a group of senators, including 15 Democrats, is defying the White House and threatening to push the country into a fresh war with Iran.

Sen. Bob Menendez (D-N.J.) is leading the charge to pass legislation in January that would impose tougher sanctions on Iran, despite dire warnings from the White House, Iranian leaders, 10 Democratic committee chairs and a host of liberal groups that such an effort could sink a delicate nuclear agreement already in place. Under that Nov. 24 deal, Tehran would curb its nuclear program in exchange for some relief from economic sanctions for a period of six months.
Next year we can look forward to yet another election in which she runs as the good one. Fun times. 

There are things we could do about the affordable housing supply problem

Converting what's left of that supply over to "market rate" housing doesn't seem like the way to go.
The housing agency doesn't have the financial resources to rebuild these properties and effectively manage them so it's better to put them up for sale in hopes people in the private sector or nonprofits can put them back to use, said Administrative Receiver David Gilmore at a September meeting.

In its first sale, HANO put up 107 properties and received bids on 86, 38 of which will be redeveloped into affordable housing and 48 into market rate developments.

Affordable housing is defined as housing that is affordable to households making 80 percent or less than the area median income or $44,000 in New Orleans.
The city will count this as a great victory in the "War On Blight" Sometimes it's easy to confuse whether they mean blighted buildings or just people they don't like. 

Technocratic Capitalism

The technological threat to privacy, and therefore freedom of thought itself, is bigger than just the question of whether or not the NSA is spying on you. Of course it's disturbing that the police are able to watch you as closely and perpetually as they are. But this is actually bigger than just that.
But what good are these steps to counter the much more disturbing trend whereby our personal information – rather than money – becomes the chief way in which we pay for services – and soon, perhaps, everyday objects – that we use?

No laws and tools will protect citizens who, inspired by the empowerment fairy tales of Silicon Valley, are rushing to become data entrepreneurs, always on the lookout for new, quicker, more profitable ways to monetise their own data – be it information about their shopping or copies of their genome. These citizens want tools for disclosing their data, not guarding it. Now that every piece of data, no matter how trivial, is also an asset in disguise, they just need to find the right buyer. Or the buyer might find them, offering to create a convenient service paid for by their data – which seems to be Google’s model with Gmail, its email service.

What eludes Mr Snowden – along with most of his detractors and supporters – is that we might be living through a transformation in how capitalism works, with personal data emerging as an alternative payment regime. The benefits to consumers are already obvious; the potential costs to citizens are not. As markets in personal information proliferate, so do the externalities – with democracy the main victim.