Thursday, November 29, 2012
Ed Blakely: Buffoon
Dorothy: Oh please, Professor, why can't we go with you and see all the Crowned Heads of Europe?
Professor Marvel: Do you know any? Oh, you mean the... thing. Yes
More than likely the "rumor" that Blakely was going to be on this commission originated with Blakely himself. He's built a career out of being the traveling carnie who sells snake oils and advice from the beyond to disaster-prone marks. As always, the way one gets these jobs is by hustling. Blakely hustled his way into a job in New Orleans. But New York must not have been Kansas anymore.