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Showing posts with label Super Bowl. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Super Bowl. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 14, 2025

Camp Bernhard

I've had less time to be annoying online lately. That should change soon. But 2025 has been a monster already. Not only because the world seems to be on fire in various ways but also because of a series of personal crises.  Hopefully that gets dealt with soon enough.  

Even so, it's hard to know what there is to say anymore. Nobody has to work very hard to explain the cruelty and corruption that happens every day.  It's all so blatantly on the table now. I'm not even going to say anything here. Just putting the relevant bits in bold for you.

As part of a sweeping effort to spruce up New Orleans before the Super Bowl on Feb. 9, Gov. Jeff Landry said Monday his administration will begin clearing homeless encampments downtown, moving some residents to a Gentilly warehouse miles away and others to undisclosed locations out of state.

The 70,000-square-foot shelter is expected to open by Wednesday, when state authorities plan to begin relocating those living on the streets around the Caesars Superdome, French Quarter, I-10 and US 90. Notices were being posted at some encampments on Monday, warning that failure to move to the new shelter “may result in enforcement action or legal proceedings.” The notices indicate that transportation and storage will be provided.

The warehouse, located at 5601 France Road, will serve as a temporary shelter and can accommodate 200 people, according to a proposal by Workforce Group, the company that Gov. Jeff Landry’s administration has tapped to operate the facility.

The building is owned by the Port of New Orleans and sits along the Industrial Canal across from Pontchartrain Park, far from the city's tourist-laden core. It will be subleased to the state for at least two months at an estimated cost of $11.4 million, with a possible one-month extension that would increase the price tag to $16.2, according to budget documents. That time frame ensures the shelter will be operational through Mardi Gras on March 4, another massive tourist draw. 

Okay I will say one thing to move the story forward. Many have pointed out that the state could spend 16 million dollars on the same people and probably get them all housed or well on the path to being housed. Instead they are putting them in a concentration camp. Are they doing that because they think its efficient? Probably not. Or they doing it because "the cruelty is the point"?  Maybe.  Is there some other reason as well? Well, see...

Baton Rouge-based Workforce Group is a disaster recovery firm that helps state and local officials with federal grants, data management, staffing and insurance claims, according to its website. Workforce Group is owned by The Lemoine Company, a Lafayette firm backed by Bernhard Capital Partners.

Yes, that Bernhard Capital



Saturday, June 30, 2018

Bowl for the people

New Orleans needs to do this when Gayle's SuperBowl comes to town in 2024.
The FIFA World Cup is currently taking place in Russia, and a network of Saint Petersburg-based civil society activists and social entrepreneurs have launched a campaign called “Cup for the People,” providing an alternative program for hundreds of thousands of soccer fans arriving from all over the world. From guided tours held by local residents about LBGT rights or environmental issues to a map of responsible consumption, the campaign hopes to spread awareness about different aspects of social life in Russia, while fostering diversity, tolerance and sustainable development within the food, retail and tourism sectors.

Behind the campaign is Olga Polyakova, a 31-year-old activist engaged in civic education, citizen cooperation movements and circular economy.

"I was in Hamburg, Germany, when the G20 meeting took place there [in 2017], and I saw what kinds of alternative programs local activists carried out – with actions, discussions and performances,” she says. “In almost every country there are people who are critical of such mega events, which are normally financed with public funds but benefit mostly politicians and corporations. So I thought about creating a similar alternative program for Saint Petersburg."

Wednesday, May 30, 2018

Show em what they've won

All those questions we had last week about what the city was giving up to host the Superbowl, the Lens went out and got some answers.  The answers are, predictably, bad. Also they are incomplete because they still don't have access to the full bid.  Also it will get worse because apparently, according to Beau Tidwell, “We are in the early days of this process,” of giving away public money and resources to this giant corporate monster.

Wednesday, May 23, 2018

Competitive

Well guys, I am afraid I have some bad news and some good news.  The bad news is we're gonna have to deal with another one of these horror shows
The NFL awarded the 2024 Super Bowl (58) to New Orleans after the city secured a unanimous vote during Wednesday morning's single-city ballot process among NFL owners, snapping New Orleans' two-bid losing streak for the NFL's championship game. 
With each return of this comet, the rate at which our civic democratic institutions and public spaces are corrupted and left weakened by corporate welfare is accelerated. This is from a Lens examination of the city's concessions to the NFL in 2013 and the offer it was making in a bid to bring it back in 2018.
In 2013, local government bodies, including the city and the Orleans Parish School Board, agreed to refund up to $800,000 in local taxes to the league and member teams.* The actual refund came to about $500,000.

Finally, Kopplin wrote that the city could not agree to the NFL’s request for the right of first refusal to buy public-transit ads. A private company, Laurel Outdoor Advertising, controls ads on RTA buses, streetcars and shelters.

“It is understood that Laurel has long-term commitments on such advertising, but they have committed to the Host Committee to provide as much available inventory as possible to the NFL and/or their sponsors,” Kopplin wrote.

The city agreed to every other NFL request without objection, including:
The city also agreed to some items that would not require any city action, such as allowing alcohol service until 4 a.m. at certain venues. And odds are it wouldn’t have had to do anything to meet one NFL requirement: equipment and services to deal with a snowstorm.
Are we going to get a look at what the city gave away this time around? Or is every media outlet going to just publish thousands and thousands of words of breathless cheerleading? For example, here is Jeff Duncan already writing without the slightest hint of irony...
We might not be able to fix our streets or drain them when it rains, but we know how to host a big event and throw a party. And events and parties don't get any bigger than the Super Bowl.
Jeff goes on to prattle on about "economic impact" without interrogating what that actually means much less to whom the benefits of such an "impact" accrues.  No time for that when we've got PR copy to write for Gayle Benson and "civic leaders" who aren't technically even employing Jeff now but who knows maybe someday. 
And it's possible, the mega-events will take place in a glitzy, renovated Superdome if state and Saints officials can execute their plan to upgrade the stadium in the 2020-2022 offseasons. Considering the state of the state's finances, that's a big "if."

Wednesday is a day to celebrate. Landing Super Bowl 2024 is a major triumph for the city. The civic leaders who collaboratively worked to land the big game deserve a toast. Their diligence paid off.
The Advocate doesn't really have a Duncan in the sports department. But it does have Nick Underhill who, at least, knows a thing or two about football and does a serious job writing about it. When he's writing about the people in charge of football and the business of football, though, he does a serious job of flattering them.
The victory was the result of six months of hard work by the GNOSF’s Jay Cicero, Joffray and others, who went back and forth with the league to meet all their demands and ready the presentation. While that group led the charge, they also worked alongside the Saints, Edwards, Cantrell, former mayor Mitch Landrieu, the Mercedes Benz-Superdome and SMG, Ernest N. Morial Convention Center, the Louis Armstrong New Orleans International Airport, as well as several hotels and hospitality venues on the bid.

Committing to make upgrades to the Superdome was not part of the bid process or a requirement to be awarded the game. However, during her remarks following the announcement, Gayle Benson said there would be many changes made to the building before the 2024 Super Bowl.
What did they commit to, though?  What did all that "hard work" produce?  We don't know.  We do know it was "competitive,"  though. Which is a neat trick to pull off when you haven't actually been asked to compete for anything.
The process for bidding on Super Bowls changed this year. Instead of having several teams present competing bids, the NFL worked solely with Arizona for the 2023 and New Orleans for the 2024 game. The league realized the benefits of such an approach last year when it tapped Tampa Bay to fill in for Los Angeles, which was facing delays with its stadium construction, in 2021.

Not only did the league realize that it can generate competitive bids by taking this approach, but the new process also cuts back on the bitter feelings losing teams and city’s often harbor after failing to land the game. New Orleans knows all about that after losing its last two bids to Minnesota and Atlanta, which were both rewarded for building new stadiums.
Minnesota was also rewarded for offering the most embarrassing package of incentives and payoffs yet reported on.  Maybe that's why we've gone to this non-competitive bidding process. Fewer opportunities for something like that to leak.

Oh yeah, I also have some good news. The good news is, thanks to any or some combination of factors such as, greater exposure of the untenable health risks of football, the sinking of the city into the sea, or the dissolution of the entire nation into fascism,  the odds of there actually being a Superbowl or a New Orleans by 2024 are so slim that the prospect of a Superbowl in New Orleans is probably not something we're going to have to worry about.

Saturday, February 04, 2017

Heroes

1) New Orleans defense attorney C.J. Mordock for comparing (alleged) graffiti artist (possibly) Reznor to Clay Shaw.
Mordock pointed out that police have a circumstantial case at best, since no one has been able to positively identify his client as the tagger. He also called the $100,000 bail “punitive” and said he will seek to have it reduced in the coming week.

“Any attempt to paint my client as the tagger ‘Reznor’ is the 21st century equivalent of trying Clay Shaw for the assassination of John F. Kennedy,” Mordock said. 
2) Tracey's bar owner Jeff Carraras for... well for being a dang American hero.
Jeff Carraras once received a call from a woman asking to rent out Tracey's, his bar, for a Falcons watch party. The lady said she wanted to bring 75 people to the Irish Channel bar. Jeff quoted a ridiculously high price for a Falcons takeover.

The lady agreed. He still said no.
Tomorrow the Falcons are playing the Patriots in what is almost certain to be the Least Cared About Superbowl in History. The matchup is such a perfect way to finish out the 2016 football year, though, that one might be forgiven for thinking such things are "rigged," as Donald Trump might say. 

Trump and, well, the age of Trump, looms over the game like it does everything else. That's appropriate. Sports are basically current events and as such have always been inextricable from politics. Roger Goodell, naturally, claims to believe differently.  But Roger Goodell is an asshole. 

Anyway I figure of all the bad ramifications from either unlikable team winning this game, having to put up with gloating Falcons fans forever is worse than seeing Donald Trump momentarily pleased with the outcome of one football game.  Meanwhile, compare the sort of good possible outcome where we get to watch Goodell have to suck it up and hand the un-deflategated Patriots a trophy with the no good that could possibly come from the Falcons winning and, well, I guess you've got a rooting rationale. Sort of.

Enjoy the Superbowl.  It looks pretty shitty but then again it might be the last one so savor that while you can.

Tuesday, May 24, 2016

Congratulations! We didn't do it!

Not that there was ever really any shot but a lot of us are nonetheless relieved this afternoon
Charlotte, N.C. -- The NFL regular season doesn't start for another four months but Atlanta already has won a big contest against league rival New Orleans.

The NFL awarded the 2019 Super Bowl to Atlanta on Tuesday in a hotly contested bid competition with New Orleans at the NFL owners' spring meeting at The Ballantyne Hotel.
Okay well Jeff Duncan seems to think this constitutes some sort of win for Atlanta. We, on the other hand, do not. For one thing, we're well aware of the NFL's policy of using the game as yet another tool to extort city and state governments to grant billionaire team owners new privileges and build them new stadiums. For another, we're also familiar enough with the massive burden hosting these events imposes on residents to.. well.. wish it on our worst enemy.

So, good luck, Atlanta. I think Drew Brees will be 40 years old by the time this game happens. If he's really gonna play until he's 45 (as he once suggested he might) maybe we'll win one of these games in your backyard.

Tuesday, June 10, 2014

More of a Shelbyville kind of idea

The golden rule of modern grifter detection: First ask, "Is there a monorail involved?" If yes, then be very worried.
With just two days to go until the 2014 World Cup opener in Sao Paulo, an accident at a construction project to build a monorail in Brazil’s largest city has killed a worker.

The incident occurred near Brazil’s busiest domestic airport, and comes as public sector strikes, mass unrest and crippling delays threatened to overshadow the start of the biggest event in world football this Thursday.

The monorail project is itself an example of a massive infrastructure which the Brazilian government said would be a positive legacy from hosting the World Cup.

But in 2011, just a year after construction began, officials had already declared that it would not be ready in time.
 By now, most people have seen John Oliver's FIFA segment this week.  Here it is anyway. 



Remember, also, just because we're not soccer crazy in this country, doesn't mean we don't deal with our own version of this on a regular basis.

Sunday, June 08, 2014

Good luck with all that

The Minneapolis Star-Tribune got a copy of the NFL's rider it sends to the Super Bowl host city. It's about what you'd expect.
The National Football League had a long and expensive list of confidential requests before it awarded the 2018 Super Bowl to Minneapolis.

Free police escorts for team owners, and 35,000 free parking spaces. Presidential suites at no cost in high-end hotels. Free billboards across the Twin Cities. Guarantees to receive all revenue from the game’s ticket sales — even a requirement for NFL-preferred ATMs at the stadium.

Those requirements and many others are detailed in 153 pages of NFL specifications for the game. An official on the host committee that successfully sought the game — Minneapolis beat out Indianapolis and New Orleans — said the panel had agreed to a majority of the conditions but would not elaborate.

The document, which the Star Tribune obtained through sources, has not been released publicly but shows how the NFL will control the event and many of its public aspects. The NFL declined to comment on the document and host committee officials are declining to make it public, citing state data privacy laws.
"Data privacy laws" mean that the NFL doesn't have to disclose how it plans to dispose of the public resources including police protection, usage of parks and streets, "clean zone" infringements on free speech, etc. granted to it by elected officials.

The elected officials, technically, do get to see the plan although, it turns out, many of them choose not to. 
Minneapolis City Council President Barb Johnson said “incentives” were necessary to host the Super Bowl, but Mayor Betsy Hodges’ office said it did not know what the city’s host committee ultimately agreed to. “We haven’t seen the bid, so we don’t know what was agreed to,” said Kate Brickman, Hodges’ spokeswoman.
Anyway, not our problem... at least not for a few more years.  

Tuesday, May 20, 2014

Fingers crossed

Maybe they won't make us do it this time.
The last time New Orleans captured a Super Bowl, the final two obstacles were Minnesota and Indianapolis.

That’s the case again Tuesday. But instead of having to defeat the Vikings and Colts, respectively, this time it’s a battle with the cities they call home for the right to host Super Bowl LII in 2018.
I cannot fathom why anyone would actively root for the NFL to bring its big bloated corporate shit show here.  It's basically a living exhibition of everything that's wrong with "the business side of sports" and therefore America paraded before everyone's eyes.  Oh and your team probably isn't even playing in it.

We're not yet in quite the bad shape that other cities hosting major sports events against a backdrop of  gross inequalities are but it's the direction we appear to be headed.

Saturday, May 17, 2014

Just living life from Superbowl to Superbowl

Why do anything just for its own sake?
Big stakes are involved. The new airport terminal is part of a second-term push by Mayor Mitch Landrieu to revamp the city’s aging infrastructure, all with an eye toward showing off New Orleans for a potential 2018 Super Bowl during the city’s tricentennial.
When the mayor finally convinces everyone to move City Hall over to Charity Hospital, he should look into installing a permanent SuperBowl Preparation Task Force Bunker. Perhaps the new "Chief Resilience Officer" can have a desk there. 

Admittedly, it's hard work competing for these events.  You have to go in front of the NFL owners and put on a skit for them like on Glee but with really fancy payola.
The formal wooing commenced last week when every NFL owner received a personalized handcrafted cypress box. A list of the 10 previous Super Bowl hosted by the city is emblazoned on the inside cover. On the other side, an iPad jam packed with all of the ins and outs of New Orleans' bid (more than 200 pages in a paper copy) along with personalized messages for each owner.

Familiar New Orleans voices are heard throughout the tablet, with the likes of Archie Manning and Harry Connick Jr. being just two of the city's personalities joining in the pitch.

So far, the presentation has been well received among the league's owners.

"The Saints are a great barometer of how the rest of the league feels about our presentation so far, and everyone we've shown it to is like 'Wow!' It's a very creative and very unique presentation," Cicero said.

Neither Cicero nor Joffray wanted to tip their hand by revealing more details of the bid. Joffray simply described them as a "game changer."
It's important they don't "tip their hand" about those "game changers."  Your competetion is always on the lookout for weak spots.  Here is a report on the paranoia in the Indianapolis camp

Keeping secrets

Melangton doesn’t expect to use many of the tactics from the city’s previous bid process.

“Everyone realizes we have to raise the bar and to do that we have to have some out-of-the-box thinking,” she stressed.

Don’t expect Melangton to tip her hand on how the bid will be delivered or what’s in it.

“We won’t divulge any of that until after it’s delivered,” Melangton said.

In fact, some of the plan could be altered at the last minute.

“We’re constantly measuring what everyone else is doing,” she said.
In Minneapolis they've even got "secret weapons" 
Off the top, Davis said he wouldn't reveal "themes or secret weapons" in the bid or the details.  The panel is concerned about the other two cities monitoring the news and gaining an edge.

He asked reporters in the room to "be a visceral competitor for this city."

At the center of the bid, he noted, is the "iconic" new stadium set to open in 2016. He and the others talked about the cutting-edge facility. Davis dismissed the stadium opponents with, "We're going to build a new stadium; get over it."
They even busted out an "iconic" structure for the purpose.  And those "visceral competitors" in the local press can't hurt. I'm not entirely sure what that means but it sounds serious.

 Not sure how we're gonna match that.  Maybe if we built an extra airport.  

Saturday, April 05, 2014

The circular tourism economy

Rest assured, unlicensed vendors, no wrestlemans are coming to overturn your carts of not-official WWE merchandise.
A federal judge in New Orleans this week delivered a smackdown to World Wrestling Entertainment, rejecting the company’s request to allow its personnel to confiscate alleged bootleg goods sold at events surrounding this weekend’s WrestleMania XXX without having to identify ahead of time who exactly is selling the fraudulent items.
You may think to yourself, "Well of course. There is no conceivable justification for handing the World Wrestling Entertainment company special law enforcement powers in your city simply because they are visiting there."  You would then be surprised to learn that this sort of thing does in fact happen. 
In the past, federal judges across the country have been receptive to WWE’s requests to allow it to directly seize counterfeit goods. Ahead of WrestleMania XXVII in Atlanta in 2011, a judge gave this permission and the company seized 3,000 T-shirts that were being sold for $10 apiece, WWE said.
By now we're used to reading boilerplate uncritical  headlines about the economic "boon" to the city each of these events is supposed to carry with it.  But one has to wonder if the extraordinary measures taken to control the flow of the supposed "economic impact" limits its distribution among the host city's population. 

Similar issues arose just after last year's SuperBowl.
The Super Bowl Host Committee has said it expects the game will have a $434 million impact on the city. That figure, though, isn’t the net revenue that local and state governments will deposit into their treasuries, experts argue, and many local businesses said they had disappointing or slower business than expected.

Pam Doerr runs a small shop on St. Louis Street in the French Quarter that sells small jewelry items and art. She said she made two sales between Thursday and Saturday. Both of those customers were locals, she said.

“The people were nice, the crowds were here, but they just didn’t spend,” she said. “I was very disappointed.”

There is no question the crowds were here. The Quarter looked like the city was celebrating Mardi Gras Day all weekend. And tourism officials said there were no hotel rooms available in the city.

“We are pulling final numbers today, but it’s safe to say hotels were at 100 percent (occupancy) for the Super Bowl weekend,” Kelly Schulz, spokeswoman for the New Orleans Convention and Visitors Bureau, said in an email.
This report jibes with other anecdotal evidence I heard during Superbowl week. Independent shopkeepers and vendors did poorly.  This is probably in part because most visiting fans planned to spend their money on "Officially licensed NFL merchandise" which could be had from various temporary stores set up in rented spaces around the quarter like this.


SUPERBOWL MERCHANDISE



Super Bowl Fan Store


Bartenders and waiters just did okay.   Some did very well, of course, but mostly the crowd was comparable to any event weekend with transient visitors checking into the typical tourist-ridden haunts.  The NFL high rollers, though, appear to have kept their money with in a tight circle of private parties and closed events. For all the attention paid to the tounge-in-cheek "Do Not Serve" Goodell stuff, it was never likely that Roger or anyone throwing around Roger type money would have come in contact with our local service staff anyway.
Michael Regua, executive chef of Antoine’s for 36 years, said that previous Super Bowls have seen a surge of business at the restaurant during the week leading up to the game. This year things were slow until Friday, he said.

“A lot of people had parties and other functions to go to” before the weekend, said Wendy Chatelain, Antoine’s director of sales and marketing.

“I’m not going to say it was disappointing. But we geared up to do more, and it seems everyone got to the city on Friday,” Regua said. “We hoped to have the whole week.”

Michael Pearson, a sports marketing professor at Loyola University’s Joseph A. Butt College of Business, said he’s always skeptical about the expected economic impact that host cities say they will receive from large sporting events.

Much of the money that flows into the game, some economists argue, flows out of the host city and back to the headquarters of those companies hired to help put on what has become a days-long production.

One such private event took place at Armstrong Park.  
The NFL Honors ceremony, a two-hour prime time awards special event, will be held at the Mahalia Jackson Theatre on the evening prior to Super Bowl XLVII (Saturday, 2/2/13). And although the city’s official press release indicated that Armstrong Park would not be closed to the public in preparation for this event until Wednesday, 1/30/13, the park has, in fact, been locked up tight since Monday, 1/28/13.
Was the city even compensated for the use of this facility? (The max event fee is $1,500)

The hotels, though, were packed. For all practical purposes, hotel occupancy has become equated with whether or not we judge an event successful. But it's deceptive to assert that occupied rooms translate into direct benefit to anyone other than the hoteliers themselves.  Keep in mind, the great majority of revenue generated by the hotel/motel occupancy tax goes to right back into supporting tourism related entities.
Three state entities — the Louisiana Superdome Commission, the Ernest N. Morial Convention Center and the state general fund — get 9 of those 13 cents per hotel dollar. The Superdome Commission — responsible for the Superdome and the New Orleans Arena — gets the biggest cut: 4 cents per dollar, or about $34 million in 2013, based on city revenue estimates. The next largest beneficiary is the New Orleans Exhibition Hall Authority — which governs the Ernest N. Morial Convention Center — with 3 cents, or about $26 million in 2013.

Two cents go directly to the state general fund. Of that, about $7.3 million is allocated this year to the New Orleans Metropolitan Convention and Visitors Bureau and $2 million to the Morial Convention Center for debt services on outstanding construction bonds.

Of the four cents not going to the state, two-and-a-half cents are divided between the New Orleans Regional Transit Authority and the Orleans Parish School Board.

The remaining penny-and-a-half goes to City Hall — meaning only 11.5 percent of the city's hotel/motel tax take goes to city government. At the Nov. 9 budget hearings, council vice-president Jackie Clarkson gasped when she misheard RTA president Justin Augustine announce the agency's share of hotel/motel revenues of "one and a half." "We only get one and a half," she said.
Add to that, the various mechanisms by which large event organizers like the NFL control how and where their visitors spend money on dining and shopping and a picture arises of a much more self-contained "economic impact" to the city at large than tourism leaders tend to describe in the press.

Of course WWE doesn't do this on the scale the NFL does. (Few do.) But clearly there's a model there which others are trying to emulate.  If Judge Berrigan had granted WWE permission to send its employees around town as quasi-law enforcement officers harassing local merchants at will, it isn't hard to imagine such a practice becoming a standard accompaniment to any major event.
Ashlye Keaton, an adjunct lecturer in the Tulane University Law School who specializes in entertainment and intellectual property law, said granting the motion could have created a ripple effect.

“There are all kinds of conventions that come into town. We are a tourism-breeding ground, and you know, if they were successful in that motion, just imagine the size of the can of worms that would open for anyone else coming down here,” Keaton said. “Everybody would be filing their motions in advance.”
For this weekend, though, the most WWE's agents can do to suspected bootleggers is call the NOPD.  And while that's theoretically more constitutionally valid than, say, sicking some pro wrestlers on them, we all know that in practice, it may actually be worse.

Wednesday, October 09, 2013

Brain trust

Smushed Brain

Last night Frontline aired its much anticipated documentary, League of Denial. The film treats the NFL's deliberate cover-up of evidence that its product (large armored men repeatedly launching themselves face-first at one another) causes significant long term brain injury to the large men it employs to produce this product.



Here's former Saint Derland Moore talking to Deadspin about what it's like to be used and discarded by this machine.
The public is not aware of everything that has gone on. The public thinks that we all made millions. I made $21,000 my first year in the NFL, in '73. $21,000. My best payday was $300,000, near the end of my career. And that's good money, but it's not the millions these kids are making today. Hey, I'm glad for them. I think it's great that they're doing quite well, but how about taking care of your own? I mean, we're not even addressed in any of this stuff. They ignore us like we're not even human beings. I think if the public knew exactly what was going on they'd be more on the players' side instead of thinking we've got all these millions and we're just getting greedy.
Also, yesterday, the NFL named New Orleans as a finalist to host the 2018 Super Bowl.
“Invited to bid” is NFL parlance for finalist. The winning city to be announced at the league’s 2014 spring meeting in Atlanta.

“The competition is always fierce for a Super Bowl, and we expect this one to be no less than before,” said Greater New Orleans Sports Foundation President Jay Cicero, whose group will organize the local task force for the event. “But we’ll put our best heads together and make it clear that the formula of a celebration like no other and the 300th anniversary of our city will make this come to fruition.”
The competition sure is fierce to best your rival cities at putting together the most inviting package of special perks and taxpayer giveaways  to a cabal of criminals already made rich beyond reason by their billion dollar brain crushing business.  Maybe if we "put our best heads together".. like real hard.. we'll come up with something good there.

Thursday, September 26, 2013

That's one heck of a bounty payment

When they make out the check I hope they at least put something clever, like "Brain Rearch" or something,  in the notes line.
Local government bodies must return more than $500,000 in taxes the National Football League and its affiliates paid on expenses associated with the 2013 Super Bowl, according to city records obtained by The Lens through a public records request.

The city, the Orleans Parish School Board, the New Orleans Regional Transit Authority and the New Orleans Tourism Marketing Corporation agreed last spring to rebate their share of general sales, hotel-motel and hotel occupancy taxes to the NFL.

Under the agreement, the NFL could claim a rebate for taxes incurred on certain specified expenses between Oct. 1, 2012, and Feb. 10, 2013. Room rates and food and equipment purchases for official Super Bowl events qualified for the exemption. Mini-bar and alcohol purchases did not. The deal set an $800,000 cap on the rebates.
I guess from a certain point of view, we came in around $300,000 under our NFL corporate welfare budget.  So, hey, nice going, guys. Or was that just because the meter stopped running while the lights were off? 

Friday, April 19, 2013

Criminals

The NFL are criminals and your elected representatives are their enablers.

Local officials told The Lens the upfront cost was worth it, considering the overall economic impact. According to a study released Thursday, the event spurred $262 million in direct spending and $217 million in indirect spending, resulting in $21 million in state tax revenue and $13.9 million in local tax revenue.

However, that study does not say anything about the $800,000 tax rebate. It’s outlined in a deal dated Feb. 4, the day after the Ravens defeated the 49ers. Mayor Mitch Landrieu signed the agreement in March.

The parties to the agreement are the NFL and four of the taxing entities in Orleans Parish — the city itself, the Orleans Parish School Board, the Regional Transit Authority and the New Orleans Tourism Marketing Corporation.
But what about all that "economic impact"? 
The school board unanimously approved the arrangement on Feb. 19, with officials saying revenue associated with the game would net them up to four times more than they would give up in tax breaks.

The school board receives 1.5 percent of each type of tax covered by the agreement. That means it would lose $240,000 if the NFL receives the full $800,000 rebate.
Yesterday, when Cleveland Browns owner Jimmy Haslam was charged with having "for 'many years' engaged in a fraud scheme", it seemed like the feds were more or less stating the obvious. But, no, they were talking about a fraud scheme completely separate from just being an NFL owner. We're still rewarding that with free buildings and stuff.

Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Maybe the Governor has a point

It may be time to re-think some of these tax incentives.
Social media lit up with complaints when CBS hung a sign on Andrew Jackson’s statue in the French Quarter to promote its show “The Talk,” during Super Bowl week. CBS officials removed the red-and-white sign, saying they didn’t mean to disrespect the historic site, and the mini-controversy disappeared. But another move by CBS involving the The Talk is producing more complaints: The network giant is seeking hundreds of thousands of dollars for broadcasting the daytime chat show in New Orleans.
The new plan will involved a 10% sales tax on all "light reflections

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Tuesday, February 05, 2013

The usual suspects

Emergency officials thought maybe the Occupy kids were to blame for the power outage because... this is the sort of thing emergency officials think about.
18:26: "Just be advised the FBI's currently tracking the Occupy NOLA movement," advising anyone to who sees members to contact the security operations center. (Occupy NOLA members had staged protests earlier in the day.)
Fairly confident they weren't "tracking" anyone using any of the drones they said they didn't bring in but one never knows. Of course if they had bought the drone, then they'd at least have something quieter than a low-flying orange helicopter to run up and down the parade routes all weekend.

Orange helicopter


But then how would they ruin your ability to hear the bands?

In any case we're relieved to learn that Entergy has ruled out terrorism or anything like terrorism as the culprit in the power outage.   Jury may still be out on raccoons, though.

Update: Also has anyone considered the possibility that the problem occurred when Mitch Landrieu plugged his heart into the Superdome electrical feed?

Mitch Landrieu expanded for the first time Tuesday on what it feels like to be mayor when the lights go out in the middle of your city's big moment on the national stage. It was not so much what passed through his mind at the Superdome on Sunday, the mayor explained: "My heart stopped."

Ultimately Paul Tagilabue will have to make a ruling

Whoever it is, I'm sure the solution will be a new surcharge on everybody's light bill next year.

Early this afternoon, Entergy and Superdome management company SMG announced plans to hire a third party expert to investigate the cause of the outage. Entergy, the Louisiana Stadium and Exposition District and SMG will team up to select the company, and pass their choice by the NFL before selection. Entergy is continuing its own analysis of the root cause of the outage.

Monday, February 04, 2013

So what happened?

Something minor in a piece of surge protection equipment as far as I understand.  But why? Nobody seems to be saying, exactly. Although Russell is looking in an interesting place.

The LSED's December minutes are not available, but the agenda for that meeting shows the board was to consider approval of a motion to spend up to $946,500 on an "upgraded feeder cable system" and other items.

Thornton did not return calls seeking comment Sunday night. Nor did Ron Forman, head of the LSED's board of directors.
Something got installed in a last-minute job by one fly-by-night non-union contractor or another.  Personally, I thought the blackout was fun but now I want to know just what happened.  The blackout is a pretty good litmus test for what kind of New Orleanian you are.  Either you were entertained, like most of us were, or you were VERY SERIOUSLY CONCERNED about it and paranoid that it will impact our ability to be blessed with future Super Bowls.

And the VERY SERIOUSLY CONCERNED people will likely be responsible for enthusiastically hiring the next fly by night contractor.

Update: FOX8 reports that the Dome management is blaming Entergy. Which is hilarious because last night Entergy tweeted
Power issue at the Super Dome appears to be in the customer's side. Entergy is providing power to the Dome
The original tweet, though, appears to have been deleted, though.  Sorry I didn't screen capture it.

Sunday, February 03, 2013

Wrong!

So glad to be wrong about the way that game turned out.  Congratulations to the Ravens.  Now the Niners can't talk, the Falcons can't talk, and the Saints have a head coach again.  The healing can begin in earnest. 

Just as soon as we get the Dome wired back up. Nobody could have predicted the Loyola Streetcar was going to short the whole thing out.  Tom Benson says he'll change the breakers out for another $5 million if that's okay.

The great thing, though, is now idiots all over America have something new to complain about.  The power outage is one of those classic NOLA moments.  Nothing here actually works right.  We don't expect it to. In fact, we'd be disappointed and a little bored if it were otherwise. You either get it or you don't. I expect we'll hear from a lot of people who don't get it. If you're one of the people who does get it, though, consider spending some time here. You may be one of us. We have fun.

Anyway they'll be talking about this SuperBowl for a long time.  Way to keep the brand out there.  Seriously. You're welcome, America.

Meanwhile... I guess it's Mardi Gras again.

And now, on to business

Super Bowl King Cakes

The 49ers are terrible.  Their fans are terrible. Their defensive backs are terrible people.  If you grew up in New Orleans in the 80s they probably ruined your childhood.  If you lived in New Orleans back in 2012, they probably ruined the rest of your life as well. The 49ers are terrible. Fuck them.

But anyone who paid attention to the just-passed Saints season we are currently trying to forget will probably agree, the 49ers were the team that finished the Saints off this year.  When Drew Brees threw a pick-6 just prior to the half of that game I felt something I hadn't felt at a Saints game in several years.  I felt like I'd just seen something the Saints could not possibly come back from.  They didn't.  And they spent the next two games reeling so badly from that blow that we can convincingly identify it as the point where all reasonable hope ended. 

Goodell may have set the Saints on their descent this year but the 49ers delivered the coup-de-grace on the season and the moment when it happened was palpable.  I came away from that game thinking they were the best team in football. They probably are. 

Meanwhile I'm a little surprised that the Baltimore-NOLA comparisons I thought we'd see this week have been as muted as they were.   There's the David Simon connection, of course, but there are other things. I've spent some time in Baltimore.  It's where I spent the last week of my evacuation after Katrina.  My wife is from there.  Both it and New Orleans are port cities, blue collar, victims of similar late 20th Century periods of decay.  Both have a distinctive working class accent that only the locals seem to know about.  Both have a quirky "artsy" side.  Both are, in fact, recent hipster magnets. John McDonough was from Baltimore.  Both cities celebrate the same species of blue crab (although they mostly have to buy ours nowadays). I could go on. There are plenty threads to pull if you're a media outlet desperate for a "narrative" but mostly that stuff has gone untouched.

Mostly what I see in that place when I visit, though, is not New Orleans but instead more of a cautionary tale about what New Orleans might become if we ever stop trying; if we ever give our historic neighborhoods over entirely to gentrifiers, the way the Inner Harbor there has been Disneyfied;  if we allow our endangered fisheries to be as badly spoiled as the Chesapeake; if we let HBO come in and.. oh well too late for that one.    Maybe I need to spend more time in Baltimore to get this right but what I do feel when I'm there is a certain bitterness that's missing at home.  Like something has been stolen that you can never get back.  Anyway.. just a theory.

What was I talking about? Oh yeah.. fuck the goddamned 49ers.  I think they're going to win but fuck em anyway. I'd love to see this team with a chip on its shoulder from my Menckles' angry but proud home town prove me wrong about this but I don't think that's what's in the cards.