Wednesday, September 15, 2004

New Hurricane Threat: Turf Burn

The Mayor has just announced that the Superdome will be open as a shelter of last resort for "special needs" citizens, the indigent, and the elderly. Unfortunately they will still have to pay $9.00 for beer. (Ba-da-bum.) Oh wait, wait I've got another one! Exactly how is this different from when the Saints are playing? Ha! I kill me!

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