The Bartman ball is not long for this world. I understand the whole throwing the cursed object back into the fires of Mount Doom thing and all.. but I don't think exlpoding the ball is creative enough. Maybe they should feed it to the goat, or pump it so full of steroids that it has a heart attack, or give it a bowl cut and ban it for life. In a perfect world, Mr. Bartman would be taken to Wrigley Field where he could do what any Cub fan would do with a ball he didn't want and throw it back. I'd buy tickets to see that. Also, who is to say that the ball is cursed? Maybe it's actually a lucky ball. What if blowing it up is what triggers the curse? Are they doing the right thing by destroying it now? Why don't we try bringing it to a couple of games.. you know in April and rubbing it during the late innings. If things go badly, then consider destroying the ball. These things must be handled delicately, people.
Yay Baseball Season is 39 days away!!
Also see: Bartman Ball's pre-execution press conference.
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