A different kind of Magic Microbe fail

So this is not good

"The conventional thought is that the bubbles would be dissolved before they reached the surface and that microorganisms would consume that methane, and that's normal," Box went on. But if the plumes are making it to the surface, that's a brand new source of heat-trapping gases that we need to worry about.

Those damn microbes can't be depended on for anything anymore.