What the fuck are these assholes running for?

Jim Letten and Jim Bernazzani are apparently auditioning for a role in the next K-Ville... or maybe they want to be Fox News anchors or something. Watch their menacing, steely-eyed, super-cop poses as they make their opening statements at yesterday's press conference announcing the indictment of Derrick Shepherd. Who is impressed by this utterly unprofessional, macho grandstanding? Just because Clancy Dubos wets himself over displays of melodramatic Dragonslaying, doesn't meant the rest of us need to see it for anything other than the Spitzeresque political opportunism that it is.

We've already got PBJ around to run for Vice President demagogue against the "old corrupt crowd." Meanwhile, Letten and Bernazzani can spare us the "crusading cop" speech, until they've actually announced their candidacies and just do your their freaking jobs.