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Thursday, April 14, 2016

Ted Cruz's 2016 NFL Mock Draft

  1. Los Angeles - from Tennessee (3-13) A can of Campbell’s cheese soup
  2. Cleveland (3-13) A can of Campbell’s cheese soup
  3. San Diego (4-12) A can of Campbell’s cheese soup
  4. Dallas (4-12) A can of Campbell’s cheese soup
  5. Jacksonville (5-11) Soup
  6. Baltimore (5-11) Mushroom soup
  7. San Francisco (5-11) A can of Campbell’s cheese soup
  8. Philadelphia - from Miami (6-10) A can of Campbell’s cheese soup
  9. Tampa Bay (6-10) A can of Campbell’s cheese soup
  10. New York Giants (6-10) A can of Campbell’s cheese soup
  11. Chicago (6-10) Cheese soup
  12. New Orleans (7-9) A can of Campbell’s cheese soup
  13. Miami - from Philadelphia (7-9) A can of Campbell’s cheese soup
  14. Oakland (7-9) A can of Campbell’s cheese soup
  15. Tennessee - from Los Angeles (7-9) Soup
  16. Detroit (7-9) A can of Campbell’s cheese soup
  17. Atlanta (8-8) A can of Campbell’s cheese soup
  18. Indianapolis (8-8) Tomato soup. Yum!
  19. Buffalo (8-8) A can of Campbell’s cheese soup
  20. New York Jets (10-6) A can of Campbell’s cheese soup
  21. Washington (9-7) A can of Campbell’s cheese soup
  22. Houston  (9-7) A can of Campbell’s cheese soup
  23. Minnesota (11-5) Soup
  24. Cincinnati (12-4) Soup
  25. Pittsburgh  (10-6) A can of Campbell’s Healthy Request Cheddar Cheese soup
  26. Seattle (10-6) A can of Campbell’s cheese soup
  27. Green Bay (10-6) A can of Campbell’s cheese soup
  28. Kansas City (11-5) A can of Campbell’s cheese soup
  29. New England (12-4) Pick Forfeited for Deflategate
  30. Arizona (13-3) A can of Campbell’s cheese soup
  31. Carolina (15-1) A can of Campbell’s cheese soup
  32. Denver (12-4) A can of Campbell’s cheese soup

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