Poor Denny Hastert
CHICAGO (AP) — Federal prosecutors announced bank-related charges
against former U.S. House Speaker Dennis Hastert on Thursday, accusing
the 73-year-old Illinois Republican of structuring the withdrawal of
$952,000 in cash in order to evade the requirement that banks report
cash transactions over $10,000. He's also accused of lying to the FBI.
Each count of the indictment carries a maximum penalty of 5 years in
prison and a $250,000 fine, according to a statement from the U.S.
attorney's office in Chicago.
There's really only one comment here and it's already been made.
Although, "
filthy canine vulva" was pretty good too.