Technophobia

Justice Alito:

Justice Samuel Alito described gay marriage as newer than such rapidly changing technological advances as cellphones and the Internet, and appeared to advocate a more cautious approach to the issue.

"You want us to assess the effect of same-sex marriage," Alito said to Solicitor General Donald Verrilli. "It may turn out to be a good thing. It may turn out to be not a good thing."

If you get gay married to AT&T, the reception is terrible and the pre-nup contract does not work in your favor, so.. maybe he's on to something.