Random things I'm right now at this moment fully expecting to happen.*
If the NFLPA forces Interim Appellate Arbiter Paul Tagliabue to recuse himself and give way to a fake interim arbiter, then Roger Goodell will immediately set off on a backpacking trip through Thailand.
On November 3 Zach Mettenberger will throw for negative 20 yards and
three interceptions. LSU will beat Alabama anyway. The score will be
something like 6-2. Nobody will understand it.
On November 6 Mitt will win Florida, North Carolina, and Virginia. That still doesn't put him over the top, though. I'm not ready to guess at what will happen in Ohio and Colorado. Yes, this is a cop-out.
On November 11 the Saints will be 4-4 as they await the Atlanta Falcons in the Superdome. Joe Vitt will lead the team out of the tunnel driving Joe Biden's Trans-Am.
*Expectations subject to change at any moment.