Am I the only one who finds the repeated narrowing-of-the-police-chief-search headlines amusing?
BREAKING: They're down to 6
ITEM: Now there are 4
FUCK THAT: We actually meant 3
WHOAH: Now it's 2
I predict that the number will continue to divide on into infinity or until they say fuck it and hire one of those oil-soaked booms to run things on the grounds that it will do a better job of protecting us than did the previous chief.
Update: The Lens is naming names
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