Spiffy new rebuilding plan

Jaybird lays it out beneath this Humid Haney post about the proposed architect of the new City Hall by Hyatt

Here's the plan....we plant charges all throughout the building, then we stage an elaborate plan for untrained Saudi terrorists to fly a 747 into it on 6/6/06. After the building is destroyed we claim it was a terrorist attack which marks the beginning of WWIII and the rise of the Anti-Christ. Then we tell the country we need 70 billion dollars to rebuild city hall, the rest of the city, and restore the wetlands....as it's the only way we can defeat the prince of darkness, who is currently living on Bourbon Street and can't stand to see the city rebuilt...we make everyone believe New Orleans is the battlefield for the second coming.

I think middle America might buy it...we've tried everything else, why not this?

It's either that or we could just continue applauding volunteers. Seems to work.