McDonald's to employees: "Chew more slowly, you fat slobs."

The headline here is Mc Donald's advises its employees to sell their stuff on eBay if they need money for food.  But the amazing part is this,

Elsewhere on the site, McDonald’s encourages its employees to break apart food when they eat meals, as “breaking food into pieces often results in eating less and still feeling full.” And if they are struggling to stock their shelves with food in the first place, the company offers assistance for workers applying for food stamps.