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Friday, May 28, 2010

Shorter Obama

I came here to "Grand Island" today to tell you a little more about how awesome our historic response has been so far. We still really really want to stop that leak and we've got this Nobel Prize winning dude ready to shove his medal right in the hole if need be. Please don't get too scared if Mommy and Daddy fight about stuff while we try to decide what you need. We finally agreed to let you buy some islands yesterday and we're trying to get you some more boom too. So hang tight. Please enjoy your beaches and shit while you still can. Check out this awesome website we made. And, hey, call me. I mean that. Peace.

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