If only we could send PBJ to Baghdad

He'd get them to pass some super awesome "ethics laws".. then all the Dragons would go away and this would never ever happen.

BAGHDAD — Iraq's government has spent millions of dollars on "phantom" police officers who left the force or died, but whose names remained on department payrolls while others illegally pocketed their salaries

And then the whole country would be nothing but Taco Bell and Hannah Montana 4-evah!


Update: Maybe he can also apply his "Whiz-Kid" skillz toward recovering some of that $3 trillion in out-of-control spending over there.... just like he's doing over here.