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Showing posts with label alligators. Show all posts
Showing posts with label alligators. Show all posts

Friday, September 09, 2022

Gator Season

We very much regret to inform that Jeff Landry does indeed still want to be Governor.



The Landry gator hunt is one of the biggest and grossest political bribery and money laundering festivals in Louisiana. It's also a violation of, at least the spirit, of Wildlife and Fisheries hunting permit rules and campaign finance rules at the same time.  Pretty good preview of what we're in for over the course of the Governor Landry administration.

Tuesday, June 22, 2021

We are going on a gator hunt



Do you wanna come
According to a series of itemized campaign finance reports and documents filed with the Louisiana Secretary of State, since 2014, Jeff Landry has funneled more than $120,000 in campaign donations from his annual gator hunt to a company he owns, Bucks and Ducks Game Management LLC, ostensibly for the purchase of alligator hunting tags.

Hunting tags are not to be confused with alligator hunting licenses, the costs of which are listed separately by Landry’s campaign, which reported spending approximately $21,539 for alligator hunting licenses between 2015 to 2020.

 The problem with this accounting, however, is that whereas the state Department of Wildlife and Fisheries charges for alligator hunting licenses ($25 for Louisiana residents and $150 for nonresidents), alligator hunting tags are given out for free.

The reason the tags are free and non-transferable is because that is how the Department of Wildlife and Fisheries keeps controls on how many gators are hunted and from where. The reason Landry passes campaign funds through a recreational hunting business he owns in order to skirt those laws is because he's raising tons more cash networking with other Republicans he invites to a gator hunt adventure weekend.

Landry has been hosting political fundraisers at the “camp” since 2011, the first year of his one and only term in Congress. Perhaps ironically, the event didn’t begin drawing significant attention until 2014. That year, a young congressman from Indiana named Todd Rokita took some heat back home when he turned up at the $5,000-a-head fundraiser in the thick of his own reelection campaign.

“Our little crew brought $30,000 for Jeff Landry from Indiana, because we believe he’s good for the country,” Rokita, who is currently serving as Indiana’s attorney general, boasted to Melinda Deslatte of the Associated Press. He wasn’t the only one of Landry’s former colleagues to make the pilgrimage. Then-House Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy showed up as well.

The gator hunt quickly earned a spot on Team Trump’s calendar. Don Jr. and his girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle turned up in 2019, as did Citizens United chairman and former Trump deputy campaign manager David Bossie and former Florida attorney general Pam Bondi.

Landry is already sending out Save the Date reminders for this year’s gator hunt, the 11th annual, which is set for Sept. 9 through Sept. 11. He’s also soliciting corporate sponsorships.

Pretty funny. But it's hardly the most egregious of Landry's several unethical business arrangements only the most.. um.. exotically themed.  And it's apparently been quite a successful little racket he's had going for over a decade now. It certainly gets attention from his rivals, anyway.  Here's a photo John Bel shared the same weekend that Landry had Don Jr. up at the "camp.



I guess we can read that as trolling, in a way? Although it also seems oddly competitive, maybe even pathetic.  I'm not sure the correct response to Landry's big gross corporate trophy hunt is, "Hello, I also kill these animals for sport, don't you know!"  

Of course, it could always be worse

BATON ROUGE, La. (WAFB) - Pastor Tony Spell from Life Tabernacle Church in Central has been cited for alligator hunting violations back on June 5, 2021. According to a release from Louisiana Wild Life and Fisheries, agents received information about Spell posting photos to social media about an alligator he had shot behind his church.

I'm not exactly an expert but Spell's gator appears to be a juvenile, maybe? Maybe I'm wrong. This says it's 6 feet long. 

Agents responded to the scene where they found the pastor in possession of a 6-foot alligator.

Alligator hunting season does not open until September 1.

Killing an alligator during a closed season and without a tag brings a $400 to $950 fine and up to 120 days in jail for each offense.

Spell also faces civil restitution totaling $375.80 for the replacement value of the illegally taken alligator according to agents.

Anyway, I'm sure they'll have no trouble at all getting the fine out of that guy.

Friday, July 03, 2020

Visibility is a trap

Land of the free, indeed.....
NEW ORLEANS — A large alligator found walking on the street in Lakeview was killed Friday morning because it was reportedly too big to relocate.

The 12-foot alligator was first spotted between French and Germain streets (near Harrison Avenue) in Lakeview around 8 a.m. Police officials said it came out of the water from the pumping station.
For a few minutes Friday morning, this big boy was everybody's friend. Check out the video if you can. It's too hard for me to watch anymore. Buddy was so fat and happy.  Just out for a morning walk to kick off the holiday weekend. Then someone called the cops and well... there are no happy endings in 2020. We should all know that.

We live under a terror regime now. There are rules for living through those, one of which is don't ever let them notice you. It's always the first and often the last mistake.

Saturday, April 22, 2017

Man vs Nature vs Lunch

There is a breaking wildlife emergency at City Park.
New Orleans City Park Police worked by boat and from shore Saturday morning (April 22) to remove a husky, 5-foot alligator from a lagoon just outside the New Orleans Museum of Art.

City Park Policeman Greg Joerger said when the agency encounters alligators roaming the park or swimming in the lagoon, they try to relocate the reptiles because of how populated the area is, especially around the springtime.

Joerger said small children often congregate near the lagoon, and park patrons don't realize the small water body is sometimes home to alligators.

"People go there thinking it's just turtles and fish, and it's not," Joerger said. "That's lake water."
"Husky"? Good looking out there and not fat shaming the gator, y'all.  Stay woke.

It's the time of year when nature attacks from all angles. Must have something to do with Earth Day. There are huge black crows nesting on our street right now. They are extremely territorial and given to swoop down at perceived intruders. The caterpillar activity is reaching a critical mass. This morning two of them tried to knock me off my bike. And now the gators, who we should have known were up to something, frankly, are making their move.

Well the standard procedure in this monster movie scenario is we convene a panel of scientists who can figure out how to... oh wait... they're busy today.

Meanwhile, the situation continues to deteriorate.




God bless our first responders. They are bravely enduring quite a taunting at the moment.
"Right now he's showing off," Joerger on Saturday said of the elusive gator. "He's hungry."

Just before 12:30 p.m., Joerger said, City Park police abandoned a previous strategy involving a kayak and were working to get a bigger boat.