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Showing posts with label Joe Vitt. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Joe Vitt. Show all posts

Thursday, December 13, 2012

Today Joe Vitt Said

Actually today this time.  Scud edition.







2012 has been one long year of scuds and hunkering.

Update: Full story here

Thursday, November 08, 2012

Today, Joe Vitt said..

Obviously we have to do something about this.  Where can we throw together a quickie bonfire this week?

Sunday, October 21, 2012

Begin the thawing of Joe Vitt

Today is Aaron Kromer's last day as fake interim head coach of the New Orleans Saints.  Did you remember to buy flowers?

Update: Apparently Vitt remembered. He'll be at the airport to greet the team after today's game. Probably with a bouquet in hand.
To say Vitt has been awaiting this day would be an understatement. His suspension marked the first time in 44 years he has not coached football.

"I missed these guys so bad," he said this weekend.
We missed the eminently quotable Joe Vitt bad too.  Here's to a memorable rest of the season.

Also of note from that ESPN post.

Meanwhile, if former NFL commissioner Paul Tagliabue delivers a ruling significantly different from commissioner Roger Goodell's when he hears the appeals of players suspended as a result of the NFL's bounty investigation, many league sources told ESPN senior NFL analyst Chris Mortensen that they believe Saints owner Tom Benson will petition Goodell to reconsider Payton's one-year suspension.

Uh-huh.  Don't bet on him getting the opportunity.  The likelihood that Tagliabue will do anything to contravene Goodell's actions is less than nothing.  Dan Wetzel wrote a pretty good column about this earlier in the week. 

"To be clear," Goodell said in a statement, "I have not consulted with Paul Tagliabue at any point about the Saints matter, nor has he been any part of the process."

If you have to explain that the appeal process isn't corrupt, let alone specifically note that the new guy didn't consult on the original penalties (even though it would be reasonable to assume he might have), then there really isn't much hope for credibility. And that's especially true from the groups (some fans, some players) who already think this was a witch hunt.

The best process – and judge – needs no defense.

Goodell and the NFL will regret not finding a true independent mind here – there is no shortage of retired judges out there who could've sorted this out. In an actual legal court, Tagliabue would have to recuse himself because of his past. And the idea that this is too complicated for anyone but a NFL commissioner, past or present, is the definition of arrogance. All this does is call into question what, in all likelihood, is meant to be a legitimate process.
 Also, too, Tagliabue is currently representing Goodell in Jonathan Vilma's defamation lawsuit against him. I'm sure he'll have every incentive to be absolutely fair.

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Today Joe Vitt said

Regarding whether he expects the Saints' tackling to improve:

“That is why we work on it. There is an expectancy level.”

Meanwhile the NFL hasn't quite yet determined the expectancy level for just when Vitt's six game suspension to start the season will begin.

METAIRIE, La. – Acting head coach Joe Vitt knows his six-game suspension will begin once the regular season starts.He just doesn’t know exactly when in Week 1; a league source said Wednesday the precise date the suspension begins is still being discussed.

The Saints’ final preseason game is Aug. 30.  NFL rosters must be cut down to 53 players on Aug. 31 and a practice squad must be announced on Sept. 1. The first regular season game is Sept. 9.

But whenever that might happen it looks like the Saints have settled on an interim-interim coach for that particular.. um.. interim.
Metairie, La. - Saints Executive Vice President/General Manager Mickey Loomis has designated Offensive Line/Running Game Coach Aaron Kromer to replace Assistant Head Coach/Linebackers Joe Vitt during his absence.

Saints players and coaches are looking forward to the unveiling of Vitt's "I also expectancy you do to your job" banner at the practice facility at some yet to be determined time in the coming weeks.

Saturday, July 28, 2012

Today Joe Vitt said...

Okay well yesterday, technically, he said, "Hey listen we're not playing on Saturdays for a keg of beer in underhand softball" Which, I guess in some ways is disappointing. Players will continue trying to get their beer by osmosis.

 We're also beginning to notice just how important it is to Vitt that we listen when he talks. Vitt prefaces every other comment he makes to reporters with "Hey listen" or "but listen." A few days  ago, while testifying at Jonathan Vilma's court hearing, Vitt told us to "listen hard" to his soft words.





This was moments after checking to make sure his mic was working properly.

Meanwhile it's Day 3 of camp and so time to start asking the "burning questions" again.   I have no idea why the questions need be flammable but then, until recently, I could have said the same thing about Hubig's Pies.

Anyway, Wang has got us covered with just about every burning question we could possibly think to ask. We say "just about" because we recently attended a robust event where a few other questions of flaming importance managed to come up as well.


Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Today Joe Vitt said...

Keeping his resolve to have his words make a difference in mind, Vitt went on to say
Oh wait. But then he said.
There is no osmosis in football, people! Write it down. And to think,there was moment when we thought this year's obligatory T-shirt slogan was going to be something as lame as "Do your job."

Training camp may only be in the infantile stages right now but I have to admit I'm starting out in the worst shape of my football watching career. It's going to be a grueling few weeks trying to catch up with the kids as they are already getting stupid loose. I think we're gonna need a montage.




P.S. Sneaking in to win the day: Roman Harper

Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Today Joe Vitt said...

Should be a regular feature as the year goes on.

Clearly upset with the fact that the suspended Saints coaches, players and management don't have a chance to clear their names in an open forum, Vitt said,

"The bylaws of the National Football League supersede the Constitution of the United States and the Bill of Rights."

Vitt smash!

You know some shit is up when people start double dog daring the polygraphs into action

ESPN says Joe Vitt called Roger Goodell this morning to tell him he never offered any bounty money and the allegations against him are false.

Schefter says that Vitt told Goodell he will take a lie-detector test to prove innocence or sign sworn affidavit that he never participated in bounty program.

ESPN quoted Vitt as saying, "They're lies. What is on that paper (shown to NFLPA and media) is false. How can anything else on that paper be considered?"
Update: Meanwhile, this should help free up some of whatever Brees is still asking for right?  Or at least I think that's how this works.

Wednesday, June 06, 2012

Drew Brees is still unsigned... for now

In the back of my mind I've always suspected the Saints wouldn't make a serious run at signing Brees until I paid for my season tickets.  Yesterday I wrote out my last check which means that soon they should have the necessary financing in place.  So I'm not surprised that the news has become increasingly sunny on the negotiation front.

The hope comes from the fact that the gap is far smaller than previously reported.

Widespread reports over the past several months have pegged the Saints’ offer at $18 million per year, with Brees’ demands north of $21 million.  Some accounts have put Brees’ expectations at $23 million annually.

Per a source with knowledge of the situation, that’s not the case.  Brees, we’re told, has never asked for $21 million.  And the Saints are believed to be offering more than $18 million, possibly closer to $19 million than $18 million.
The $400 I paid yesterday should help close that $1-2 million gap.  Although I may have confused matters by earmarking those funds for other purposes. In the memo line I wrote, "Good for one whack or cart-off" which, of course, I didn't mean literally. But there's a decent chance we'll soon see Roger Goodell waving my little joke in front of the media as some sort of nefarious bounty evidence.  At least Scott Shanle seems to get it.

What Shanle described fits with the narrative we've pieced together through various sources, both on and off the record. The Saints did have a pay-for-performance program, which included payouts in the range of $500 and $1,000 for a variety of big plays, including big hits. And those hits were sometimes referred to as "cart-offs" or "knockouts" when players were injured. But Shanle said that didn't mean the intent or purpose of the pay-for-performance system was to target players for injuries.
These incentives, while unsportsmanlike at least in terminology, were in practice based on the result of contact that occurs legally within the rules of football.  It's not out of the realm of what we expect from football coaches... Gregg Williams in particular.

Shanle said those terms were used "in Gregg's language," referring to the fiery defensive coordinator, whose over-the-top motivational tactics have been well-documented. But Shanle insisted that players didn't take Williams literally, and he believes Williams was the best motivator he's had in 10 years in the NFL. "Gregg said crazy stuff," Shanle said. "If you take him literally, you're gonna be locked up. But he was the best motivator I've ever been around."
Anyway I'm not defending Williams' attitude. But there's a difference between meathead hyperbolic coach talk and actually laying bounties on individual players as the league has alleged.  Williams' unfortunate motivational device here is designed to encourage his players to hit hard.  Which is... you know.. what football coaches do.  Many current and former players have been saying all along that you're likely to find similar rhetoric in any locker room.  Take, for example, this quote from acting head coach Joe Vitt this afternoon.

Goodell has yet to rule on whether or not he's going to fine Hawthorne per "thump" this season as they occur or just wait until the end of the year to check the ledger.

Thursday, April 12, 2012

Philospophical consistency

Mickey Loomis speaking this afternoon about the announcement that linebackers coach Joe Vitt will be filling in for Sean Payton this year:
It is important that we keep Sean Payton's philosophy front and center during this season. Sean has been the driving force behind the tremendous success our team has enjoyed during the past six years,


That philosophy being that the head coach doesn't have to be at all the games, I guess. Payton missed one and a half games last year and will miss all of them this year. (That's a lot of hot dogs!) Vitt will be suspended for the first six games this season.

Anyway the most surprising fact we've discovered in analyzing today's news is that legendary TV pitchman Ron Popeil does not have a mustache. I was all set to end this post joking that Vitt and Popeil are kind of similar looking mustache buddies or something. But look! Popeil doesn't even have one!



I was shocked. He certainly looks like he's supposed to have one. Did he ever? I can't find any photos of him with one. Someone should do something about this.

Meanwhile it turns out that Vitt pictured below, doesn't look all that much like Popeil with or without the 'stache.



Instead, I think he's more the Jack "Winnebago Man" Rebney type.



And this is probably the best news of all. Because, given the way the 2012 season is likely to go for the Saints, this is probably the guy we'll most want to see on the sideline as the debacle unfolds.