Emeril kicks the THANKS OBAMA up a notch

Not much else to say but, derp.

Plenty of other places to get Dolphins

Nothing to worry about here.

Nearly half the bottlenose dolphins in Barataria Bay tested in mid-2011 to assess natural resources' damage in the aftermath of the BP Deepwater Horizon oil spill were in “guarded or worse” condition, including 17 percent that were not expected to survive, according to a peer-reviewed study released Wednesday morning.

Probably all Emeril's fault, anyway.