Standing offers

I would just like to remind everyone I am willing to accept the post of Inpector General or one of the 10 other Inspectors General whose jobs will mostly be about investigating one another once those positions become available. I'm pretty confident there's money to be made in a job like that if you know how to play the angles.

Also I am available to manage or advise a campaign for anybody running in the next local election cycle who wants to win.  I will tell you exactly how for one million dollars. Oh and don't worry I don't think this gig will interfere with my duties as Inspector General. In fact I can think of some ways these roles could prove complementary.