Gotta jump on the pointless name your favorite philosophers bandwagon. Gotta keep up with the cool kids.
Without further adoo:
1) All the ones who play soccer
2) Bruce McCulloch who once said, "Fuck the bank I work for! Fuck the B b b bank!"
Also at no further charge, here are some foods I have been known to enjoy.
2) Potato Salad
3) American Cheese