What today could have been like

If only the stupid Mayans had gotten something right for once.



Or

Most wonderful time of the year...

Holiday magic smells like pepper

The usual Black Friday shenanigans across the country were marked by the emergence of a new trend: pepper spraying people at Wal-Mart. On both coasts, shoppers scrambling for video games at the discount retailer were met with a face full of burning as clouds of Megyn Kelly’s “food product” were blasted into the unruly hordes.