Chick-Fil-A does not care for the gays.
Denny's,
Applebees, and
Papa John's, not too surprisingly, aren't fond of health care. And now Twinkies are bankrupt. All of our terrible foodstuffs are apparently going Galt. It's a sad time for the doughy Jeff Crouere who,
parroting the Wall Street Journal, laments
the loss of these good old fashioned American bites of chemically enhanced sugar-fat.
So, this ends a company that has been in business since 1930
providing delicious treats to generations of customers. While it is a
sad day for most Americans, one person who will be celebrating is First
Lady Michelle Obama, who is the self-appointed healthy eating czar in
our country. She famously told her husband that he could not eat a fried
Twinkie at the Iowa State Fair. Not long ago, Mrs. Obama bashed Gabby
Douglas, Olympic gymnast and Gold Medalist, for craving the taste of an
Egg McMuffin after the games.
Will this nonsense end with
Americans only being able to eat food approved by Mrs. Obama? In just
the past few months, New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg killed the Big
Gulp and now the labor unions and the Obama economy have killed Twinkie.
Yeah, it could be Michelle Obama and a bunch of arugula and granola eating "union thugs" got together and formed a Death Panel for America's deadliest delicious food approximations. Looks like they've got their work cut out for them yet so I wouldn't get too worked up.
Bacon Fried Hot Dogs at Magazine Street Blues Festival November 2012
Still, we know how much even our supposedly mainstream conservative pundits enjoy a good conspiracy. Unfortunately the nation's kooks are mostly preoccupied with philandering generals at the moment so Twinkiegate may pass most of us by.
But becasue Crouere brought it up, it's worth pointing out that Michele Obama did not, in fact, kill the Twinkie. Despite the first lady's best efforts,
Americans are more diabetic and obese than they've ever been.
The number of people living with
diabetes is soaring in the U.S., as 18 states had at least a
doubling in those with the illness since 1995, a government
survey found.
Diabetics made up 6 percent or more of the population in
all 50 states in 2010, an increase from just three states, the
District of Columbia and Puerto Rico in 1995, according to the
report from the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.
Rates are increasing in tandem with obesity, which has reached
epidemic proportions as physical activity levels plunge and
daily calorie counts soar, according to the CDC.
More to the point, despite the efforts of conservative blabbers like Crouere to convince us otherwise,
the unionized Hostess employees are also not the problem.
Hostess is in bankruptcy for the second time in recent years. Workers
took concessions just a few years ago and this year the company has
stopped making its contractually obligated contributions to their
pensions. Meanwhile, according to the union, the company's CEO got a 300
percent raise, from $750,000 to $2,250,000, while other top executives
got raises of hundreds of thousands of dollars apiece. Hostess may have
problems, but, like the possible plant closings, they don't come from
what the rank and file workers have done.
If you're wondering how it is a supposedly failing company can afford to raise its executive compensation by 300 percent you haven't been paying much attention to
how vulture capitalism works.
In 2004, the company entered bankruptcy with approximately $450
million in debt. It emerged after investment from Ripplewood Holdings.
Today, it now stands at just shy of $1 billion in debt, despite
additional investment by two more firms, Silver Point and Monarch. How
did this happen?
These firms borrowed money to invest, which then they transferred
that debt to the firm, simple. In effect, there never was any
investment, only more debt added.
To emerge from bankruptcy, the companies unions agreed to large
concessions which these vulture capitalists demanded, cutting thousands
of jobs, transferring benefits or cutting benefits entirely. The
companies also agreed to modernize the factories, which were running at a
loss due to the age of the equipment, some of which dated to the 1930s.
The investments from Silver Point and Monarch were to go towards this
modernization. Instead the company found itself saddled with even more
debt. To add to the company’s woes, the holding companies stopped
supporting the retirement fund, raiding it for easy cash to extract from
the firm. The current estimates put the liabilities of this fund at
over $2 billion currently.
In order to “save” the firm, the operators of the company turned to
the unions, which had already surrendered huge concessions just a few
years back to turn the company around, and demanded an across the board
slash, an additional 31%, along with eliminating the retirement and
benefits entirely. It was a bridge too far. The union went on strike,
and now the company has declared it will be liquidated.
In essence, they were bleeding the operation dry the whole time. All the while making obscene amounts of money specifically by putting the livelihoods and retirement benefits of their workers at risk.
Incidentally this is precisely the sort of thing that made Mitt Romney as spectacularly wealthy as he is today. No wonder he was so fond of Zingers.