I don't need some judge sitting up there feeling bad for my opponent because of their life circumstances or their condition. And short changing me and my opportunity to get fair treatment under the law. Crazy nonsense empathetic. I'll give you empathy. Empathize right on your behind. Craziness."
I really really like this one but I'm not quite sure what to do with it yet. Something about needing.... "Buns of Steele" in order to guard against the empathizing.... I don't know. You write this joke.