Seeds of Decline "Fights The Futilities" Krewe Du Vieux 2006
NEW ORLEANS — New Orleans is warning residents that a citywide boil water advisory could occur in the next 24 hours because of water pressure drops caused by freezing water mains under the streets.
The city is expecting temperatures to be below freezing for about 12 hours, starting at about 3 pm Monday.
Ghassan Korban, the head of the Sewerage & Water Board, said that the utility does not have much of a margin for error with little backup power.
"Our power and pumping system is vulnerable and (will likely) have challenges," Korban said.
Sounds about right. Happy Mardi Gras, everybody. Famously, a day of challenges. Like we said the other day, Carnival is a lot of things but most of all it is the time for us to be the most, um, intensely whatever we have been over the past year. And this certainly seems like a way to do that.
After an explosion last year at one of their main power-generating turbines, S&WB has been operating on a shoestring power budget, with generators picking up the slack.
This means that if any part of their system gets overloaded and goes down, there could be domino-like effects throughout the city.
Sure, we remember the turbine explosion almost a year and two months ago. It kind of put the capper on 2019 which had already featured multiple major street flooding incidents, a city cybersecurity disaster, and a certain hotel collapse downtown* you may have heard about. At the time, we thought that was what a year full of disaster would feel like. Turned out we didn't know yet. But then a few days later the sewer exploded under the French Quarter and we had a little bit better idea.
Ha ha I am just kidding. We actually got a better idea of what a year of disasters was like when the "extreme emergency" of a backed up sewer main under Gentilly was declared immediately after that. Remember that one? No, of course you do not. Because after that came 2020 and... whoo boy.
Anyway, back to those "domino-like effects" they're worried about now. What do those look like?
One of the most pressing of those is a citywide boil water advisory, which Korban said was more than possible.
"We are likely to see water mains ... rupture throughout the city," Korban said.
This will likely cause localized boil water advisories and low pressure in various areas throughout the city.
But if enough pipes freeze, or if a crucial main fails, S&WB could take more drastic preventative measures, such as a citywide advisory.
Ha ha, of course.
There still has not been one citywide boil order since the pandemic began
— skooks (@skooks) February 2, 2021
Because if you demand the cosmos answer a riddle, that is what you get. The boil order is now "more than possible" on Mardi Gras day. Also it will be freezing outside and maybe the power will be out.
And so with little recourse now but to sit and contemplate these mysteries, we have to wonder a little bit if this is happening now because we haven't managed to put our spiritual energies back in balance after the cascading disasters of 2019. The time for that would have been Carnival 2020. But recall that last year's cleansing rituals were themselves interrupted by bad weather, bad.. vibes.. and the horrifying deaths of two parade goers who were crushed by floats. In fact, if we weren't now trying to figure out how to have Carnival in the "not cancelled but different" circumstances of the pandemic, we would certainly have been arguing over whatever new rules might be in place after 2020. Would barricading the route be an overreaction? What about a permanent ban on tandem floats? Come to think of it maybe taking a year off to just eat king cake and decorate houses was the best choice for everyone COVID or no COVID.
In any case, there are multiple years of angst piling up here and no obvious means of venting any of it. Certainly not before Wednesday comes. But something needs to happen before a domino-like karmic effect happens. Probably nothing for it now besides focusing on getting people vaccinated. Assuming that goes off well enough (a lot to assume, I know) then probably Krewe Du Vieux will happen on February 12, 2022. Circle that on your calendar and keep your fingers crossed.
*Still dealing with the ramifications of that, btw
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