The standing offers still stand

I'm just here to remind everybody that I am still available to serve as the next Inspector General or as one of the people who gets to investigate whoever is Inspector General or.. if need be.. a tertiary investigator of the investigators which is also a thing that happens sometimes.  It says here they are down to 4 candidates, which doesn't seem like enough.  My resume must have gotten lost somewhere. Did they look under Leon's big document backload?

Meanwhile, this is happening very soon.

The special election to fill state Rep. Helena Moreno’s seat in the state legislature has been set for March — with qualifying less than a month away in January — and the newly-elected member of the City Council says she will resign from the legislature as soon as her replacement is elected so that the seat does not go unfilled during the busy upcoming legislative session.

The primary is set for March 24. Qualifying is January 3-5. That is practically tomorrow! Who wants this seat? Do you live in District 93?  Let me know ASAP. I will tell you how to win it for one million dollars. 

Also in 2018, every US House seat is up for grabs again.  Today we read that Paul Ryan is feeling a little intimidated by Iron Stache considering retirement.  And you know what that means.

Either way, the convergence of these realizations—Ryan wanting to retire after 2018, and a possible threat to his speakership even sooner—has sparked a flurry of activity in the offices of Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy and Majority Whip Steve Scalise, the two most likely successors to Ryan.

Sooo... who is ready to run against Steve Scalise? It's a congressional race so you don't even have to live in the district! All the talk now is about emboldened Democrats challenging every seat in every state. Now is the time to do this.  My fee is one million if you call now. If you wait until I win somebody that State House seat, though, I can't promise it won't go up.