The annual NOLA blogosphere War On Christmas is back and bad as ever. The way this works is it's sort of a race to the bottom where everyone posts the most unintentionally funny or lame Holiday-related item he or she can find until...
Greg finally whips out the Twisted Sister "Oh come all Ye Faithful" and blows everybody away.
Anywho... you can track the opening salvos
here here here here here and
OH MY GOD if you have the stomach for it.
As usual, I go nothin' in the early rounds. But assuming that points are given out for general lameitude, I can offer you this.

God bless us, every one.