Among the Hillbillies

So I can't buy a bottle of wine in the grocery store in Nashville. What the hell? Wine is a food. When you're cruising the grocery aisles planning your meal for the evening, you want to pick out a wine to go with it don't you? Here you have make a whole other stop at the liquor store where you CAN buy a bottle of wine... but you CAN'T buy a corkscrew. That's another trip.. probably to Wal-Mart. But wait. You also can't buy BEER at the LIQUOR store! For that, it's back to the grocery! I can't wait to go home to civilization where I can pick up a drive-through Daiquiri.