Ricky, we hardly knew ya

So Ricky Williams retired. Good move. You're young strong and rich. Why would you want to continue to live the life of an NFL player any longer than you had to? Why deal with having every aspect of your private life scrutinized intrusively not only by your employer but also by the public at large just for the privilege of colliding dangerously with plastic clad fat men for the next seven to ten years. No thanks, I think I'd hop a plane to Asia too.