The man who will never be Governor

Rodney Alexander

"I wouldn't say no to anything," Alexander told The News-Star on Tuesday. "Everything is on the table."

"It's something I will look at, but it won't be anything I'll be talking about too soon," Alexander said, referring to the 2015 gubernatorial race. "I think there's a hunger for a candidate who will listen more than talk and who can relate to the needs of the people regardless of party."

That doesn't sound like what voters are usually hungry for, Rodney. Especially not in this state. But OK. Maybe "One of the stupidest politicians Louisiana has ever known" has a better grasp of this than the rest of us do.