Mutant ninja squirrels

They had one of those Everybody Yell At Entergy days today at City Council which I am always here for.

Councilman Jay Banks told the Entergy group he has received nine automated text messages since April 2017 telling him the power was out at his home. He questioned why the recurring problem had not been identified or solved in that time.

"If it's a transformer, if it's a line, if it's mutant ninja squirrels -- whatever it is in that area -- there is clearly a problem there," Banks said.

That sounds pretty scary. But maybe they should worry about threats to the infrastructure from the real world animal kingdom such as escaped jaguars who can chew through steel cables.