Just like national signing day

Trump is going to announce his SCOTUS nominee exactly the way you would expect him to.

Judge Neil M. Gorsuch, a federal appeals court from the Denver-based 10th Circuit, and Judge Thomas M. Hardiman of the Third Circuit, sitting in Pittsburgh, were both traveling to the capital ahead of an evening ceremony at the White House to unveil Mr. Trump’s choice, according to a person familiar with the plans. The White House press secretary, Sean Spicer, said Mr. Trump, who declared on Monday that he had settled on a nominee, was “excited” for the announcement, a dramatic reveal for a lifetime appointment to the nation’s highest court by a president who prizes showmanship above tradition.

They'll all sit at a table and talk about whether or not women are people for half an hour. Then, at the end, one judge puts on the MAGA hat and the other one is "fired."  Ideally this is a joke but no this is how we do things now.