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A spam email I received this afternoon asks if I would like some help teaching my linebackers to "read and recognize" plays. And, you know, that's probably something I should consider.

No. 9: Can Will Smith make the transition from DE to OLB?

Will Smith is a 6-foot-3, 282-pound 32-year-old who has started 120 of 139 games in the NFL. The wear-and-tear and toll on his body has been heavy.

And he’s changing defensive coordinators one again, the fifth time since 2004 he has found himself playing under a new system and/or a new coach.

I'm still probably not going to buy the video, though. I don't think they're offering a discount if your linebacker happens to be as old and fat and... not a linebacker as Smith is.