Monday, November 08, 2010

I believe I am the first person to make this reference

The only thing worse would be if Tom Wolfe decided to write a book about it.
A fund manager for Smith Barney is getting off without felony charges after he allegedly ran over a cyclist with his Mercedes and fled the scene in Eagle, Colorado, because, the DA says, felony charges would be bad for the fund manager's business.

Martin Joel Erzinger will not be charged with a felony because "Felony convictions have some pretty serious job implications for someone in Mr. Erzinger's profession," according to District Attorney Mark Hurlbert.


Update: Colbert explains why we really should be relieved at this.

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