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Friday, June 26, 2009

Humble plea

Those of you who are about my age or older will, no doubt, remember the grinding nausea imposed upon an entire generation by the post-mortum semi-deification of Elvis Presley. Let us not begin the cycle anew. Now is the time to nip this in the bud. Anyone claiming to spot a miraculously risen Michael Jackson crossing the street or working at a local Arby's or whatever will be shot on sight.



Update:
Phenomenon already dangerously close to out of control.

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