Nutty

A reading from the Gospel of McCain

8 And there were in the same a Southeast Asian country shepherds POWs abiding in the field their cells, keeping watch over their flock bowls of soup of undetermined content by night.
9 And, lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone round about them: and they were sore afraid.
10 And the angel said unto them tapped unto them in special tapping code, Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people.
11 For unto you is born this day in the city of David State of California a Saviour, which is Christ the Lord.
12 And this shall be a sign unto you; Ye shall find the babe retired actor wrapped in swaddling clothes the US flag, lying in a manger about "welfare queens".