Fun Thanksgiving Story

About an hour ago.. a few minutes before midnight.. I finished all of the "night before" cooking, put the oyster dressing and the turkey stock in the fridge, set the turkey down to brine in an ice chest on the kitchen floor, got in the bed, and turned out the light. Five minutes later, I was roused by a loud noise from the kitchen. The power in the apartment was out. After a few minutes of playing with the breakers and.. yes, the oven is indeed dead. Might order Chinese tomorrow.