Middle aged female customer in line behind me: (To cashier. I am assuming they are friends) Oh looka here J-Lo is pregnant!
Cashier: I know. I'm so happy.
Customer: (singing) J-Lo is Pregnant J-Lo is pregnant! (speaking now.. in a measured thoughtful voice) You know, I think that is something that every woman should experience.
Cashier: Girl, maybe not everyone. The way some of these people be acting in here.
Customer: I'm just so happy for J-Lo. I really like her. I want her to be pregnated. (and then more singing) Pregnated pregnated pregnated.
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