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Monday, January 10, 2005

They Get Junk Mail

Today, we received a solicitation from something called Tourism Guide basically asking us if we would like to be included in their publication and contribute $989.00 for this inclusion. Sadly, we have declined to respond to this offer. Part of the form consists of a list of amenities our location might offer that we may wish to have mentioned in our listing. Each of these items has a little box next to it that the respondent is expected to check if the item is offered at his or her location. How cool would our library be if we offered any three of the services listed? The choices are as follows.
  • Hot Air Balloon Rides
  • Cinema
  • Water Sports
  • Dart, Billiard Hall
  • Dance School
  • Inline Skate Track
  • Skate-board track
  • Go-cart track
  • Sleigh Run
  • Solarium
  • Shopping Center
  • Mini Golf
  • Disco
  • Circus
  • 12-pin Bowling Alley
  • 9-pin Bowling Alley
  • Badmitton Court
  • Exhibition Garden
  • National Park
  • Adventure Park
  • Gaming Hall
  • Internet Cafe
  • Wellness Farm
  • Costume Rentals
  • Tattoo Shop
  • Zoo
  • Swimming Pool
  • Water Park
  • Video Park
  • Football Stadium
  • Bar/Night Club
  • Open-air Theater
  • Sauna/Steam Bath
  • Tours
  • Leisure Courses

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