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Tuesday, January 13, 2004

Is that a catepillar on your face or are you just here to arrest me?

Police in India are receiving bonuses for growing mustaches. Evidently, the whiskers increase their ability to protect and serve.

Jhabua district police chief Mayank Jain told BBC News Online: "The response is growing and in the months ahead we expect to see more moustachioed policemen. "Moustaches are improving the personalities of our constables. They are acquiring an aura of their own. They are creating a positive impression on the local people and getting a lot of respect."

You know when I work Saturdays, I often find that I am too hung over to shave in the morning. I wonder if I can turn this into a bonus of some sort.

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