Mr. One Percent

Bobby Jindal would like for that to mean he's got a shitload of Koch money behind his campaign.  Sadly, no.

Gov. Bobby Jindal earned support from just 1 percent of likely 2016 Iowa caucus goers in a recent Bloomberg/Des Moines Register poll.

Twelve potential Republican presidential candidates polled higher than Jindal in the survey. Romney had the most support, with 17 percent of participants saying he would be their first choice for president.

Broke a whole US state just for this.  Way to go.