Further proof nobody knows how the hell NOLA.com works

Feds seeking information on 11 additional NOLA.com commenters

The aliases that the federal government wants to know more about are as follows: "FormerNOPDman," "mardigraswizard," "lawdawg1963," "nolacat60," "FSU1982," "alafbi," thewizard," "copperhead504," "isthisthingon?," "Andjusticeforall," and "uckzerto."

The Times-Picayune could find no evidence that "nolacat60" has ever been a username on the site. Two of the handles -- "thewizard" and "isthisthingon" -- exist on the site, but neither one has posted any comments, according to a search of NOLA.com.