This week in Bobby Jindal's public school system

Gentle slave owners, Satanic commies, eco-terrorists, the Second Coming... you know... the.. um fundamentalisms of learning.

Oh and also dragons which is funny because the T-P used to tell us .. oh nevermind that.

The important thing to remember when filling out your voucher application is you have to check the "Definitely Not A Slut" box or else expect to be marked for exorcism or possibly sacrificed to Nessie.
 
Late Update: Yes, certainly also there's a "prophet"  A non-profit prophet, in fact.