Time for a leadership change

Athenae asks what is probably the only relevant question regarding the Secret Service Colombia episode and it is this,

How the fuck do you get caught hiring a hooker in fucking Colombia?

Doesn't inspire the utmost confidence in the people charged with the President's security, does it? Maybe it's time to clean house over there. Put someone in charge who knows how to do this stuff right. Senator Vitter, for example, would be a nice "post-partisan" sort of appointment. Or maybe someone from the now shuttered Minerals Management Service. Those people knew how to party.