Monday, June 07, 2010

Mid-Day happy links

Mother Jones: "The rig's on fire! I told you this was gonna happen!"

Timshel: Marsh Oil Cleanup Policy: Don't do anything

Hey I had a pretty good time at the Oyster Festival this weekend but um... maybe it's time to stop trusting the seafood.
William Mahan bends over a bowl of raw shrimp and inhales deeply, using his left hand to wave the scent up toward his nose. Deep breath. Exhale. Repeat. He clears his palate with a bowl of freshly cut watermelon before moving on to raw oysters. Deep breath. Exhale. Repeat.

He's one of about 40 inspectors trained recently at a federal fisheries lab in Pascagoula, Miss., to sniff out seafood tainted by oil in the Gulf of Mexico and make sure the product reaching consumers is safe to eat.

But with thousands of fishermen bringing in catch at countless docks across the four-state region, the task of inspectors, both sniffers and others, is daunting. It's certainly not fail-safe.

The first line of defense began with closing a third of federal waters to fishing and hundreds more square-miles of state waters. Now comes the nose.

Mahan is an agricultural extension director with the University of Florida based in Apalachicola, where some of the world's most famous oysters are culled.

"We're being trained to detect different levels of taint, which in this case is oil," Mahan said last week. "We started out sniffing different samples of oil to sort of train our noses and minds to recognize it."

So what does an oily fish smell like?

"Well, it has an oil odor to it," Mahan said. "Everyone has a nose they bring to it ... Everybody's nose works differently. For me, the oysters are a little more challenging."


The quality assurance method of choice is a newly trained staff of taint-sniffers, each of whose nose "works differently" and for whom the "oysters are challenging". Color me discouraged.

On May 1st, I made the following simple suggestion.
No one has even considered the possibility that Lombardi trophies act as magical oilsbane talismans.
Tomorrow, a group of Saints players and coaches will go down to Plaquemines to test this theory. Talk about your shitty response time.

Update:
Oyster refers to this presumed act of waving the Lombardi trophy at the offending oil as "the crunk shot" which is just about the funniest thing I've heard all day.

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