Everybody fired

Or shuffled around or something.

NEW ORLEANS -- New Orleans Police Superintendent Ronal Serpas will completely overhaul the top ranks of the beleaguered department, demoting and reassigning all of the NOPD's deputy superintendents and district commanders, the WDSU I-Team has learned.

Serpas has notified those individuals -- all longtime members of the department -- that they will serve as captains if they choose to stay on under the new administration. Some are expected to retire instead.

Of course it wouldn't be the greatest idea to fire all the top-rank NOPD at once. Can't have that many criminals running around idle.