Hofstra?

When most of us read that Hofstra would be dropping football, we thought something like, "Now where will Marques Colston be from?" WDSU just goes the whole nine and practically renames it "Colston's University" in this headline

Colston's Alma Mater Drops Football Program

HEMPSTEAD, N.Y. -- Hofstra University is dropping its football program, citing high costs and low interest from the college community.

In a statement obtained by The Associated Press on Thursday, university president Stuart Rabinowitz said "the choice was painful but clear."

Oh well. Once upon a time, it made a cute ad.