Eliminate Unnecessary Words

Shorter descriptions applied to the establishments on the Gambit's "Top 50 Bars" list for your convenience.

1. Hipsters


2. Frat boys


3. Tourists


4. Tourists


5. Yuppies


6. Uber-hipsters


7. Yuppie-hipsters


8. Frat-Yuppies


9. Never Been There


10. Hipsters


11. Yuppies


12. Tourists


13. Hipsters


14. Hipsters


15. Hipsters


16. Yuppie-Hipsters


17. Hipsters + Old People


18. Frat Boys + Old People


19. Frat Boys + Beer Snobs


20. Tourist-hipsters


21. Yuppies + Frat Boys + Beer Snobs


22. Yuppie-tourists


23. Hipsters


24. Yuppies + Hipsters + Tourists


25. Hipster-tourists


26. Rednecks + Old People


27. Tourists


28. Rednecks + Yuppies + Old People


29. Hipsters


30. Hipsters


31. Yuppies + Frat Boys


32. Yuppie-hipsters


33. Yuppies + Tourists


34. Yuppie-hipsters + Frat Boys


35. Hipsters + Old People


36. Hipsters


37. Tourists + Frat Boys + Rednecks


38. Hipsters + Yuppies


39. Never been there... looks like Hipsters + Gay (Update: What's up with the conspicuous lack of gay bars on this list, BTW)


40. Hipsters + Yuppies


41. In Metairie


42. Hipsters + Yuppies


43. Yuppies who think they are Hipsters + Me when I'm hungry


44. Hipsters + College Kids Who Aren't Necessarily Frat Boys But Just As Annoying If Not Moreso + Me on trivia night


45. Yuppies + Frat Boys


46. Hipsters + Frat Boys + The Odd Redneck


47. Never Been There


48. Never Been There but looks Hipstery


49. Hipsters + Tourists + Old People + The Odd Redneck + Me on many a Sunday afternoon


50. Hipsters