Pick a storyline and stick with it

LSU fans..

Won't have Les Miles to kick around (ESPN)

Will have Les Miles to kick around (T-P)

Meanwhile, I still don't know whether or not to put my kicking boot back in the closet. Of course, if ESPN is right, then LSU could end up with Spurrier. Which means, I'd need a bigger boot.

Update: ESPN has retracted the original story. Looks like Miles is staying. This was his only shot at the Michigan job. I can't see his marketability doing anything other than taking a major dive over the next few seasons until he finally gets the canning he deserves.